Keeping love in the tub on chill

Y’all know hubby and I are big romantics. We have regular date nights, we hold hands and whisper sweet nothings in each other’s ears, we snuggle and cuddle, and we do sappy cards and flowers (ok, hubby does the flowers but I’ve done an edible arrangement). You get the point. We love romance.

It’s easy to get caught up in the business of life, work and responsibilities. We think it’s important to keep the magic alive and what better way than through romance and adoration with each other.

So when we bought our house, a non-negotiable for us was a kick-ass bathtub for TWO. That’s right, hubby and I like to take the occasional bubble bath together where we slip and slide and get all sudsy and slicked up together. Nothing is more romantic than THAT! And what totally MAKES a bubble bath for two…you guessed it…CHAMPAGNE!!!

We’ll get the tub all fired up, hubby will open the window, crack the champagne and fire that cork out to the backyard. After a long winter, we’ll find dozens of these little plastic tokens of romantic deliciousness in the spring. Sadly, like true rednecks, we’ve been stuck keeping our champagne bottle on the side of the tub. What this means is we gotta drink it pretty fast before it loses its chill.

That’s till now! Check out the Bathtub Champagne Chiller.

Eeeekeee!!! I am sooo excited! Where were you for Valentine’s day?!?!? Dang! Oh well, there’s always next year.

This bad boy clamps to the side of the tub and will keep my champagne on ice while we lather and love. The chrome bracket adjusts to accommodate tub sides that are 5″ to 7″ so it should work fine for ours. And it’s got pads on the bracket to ensure the unit won’t scratch bathtubs.

It can also serve to hold your kids rubber duckies or perhaps your bathtime spa products but I suggest you try champagne!

For $49.95, you to can order this delightful dish and keep your bubbly on ice.

Do you enjoy a little bath time bubbly? How do you keep the romantic spark alive outside the tub?

It’s Twisted Tuesday and that means it’s time to enjoy a smile, giggle or laugh…here’s hoping I’ve provided it in spades…enjoy!

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Urban Word Wednesday: Fartriliquism

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME, hubby…and…the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Fartriliquism: the art of farting near someone in a large group and making it appear that someone else in the group is the farter.

Examples Of Use:

Hubby and I were grabbing a healthy lunch at Pita Pit on Saturday when we enjoyed the following conversation.

Me: hey hubby, remember when we saw Jeff Dunham last week?

Hubby: yeah! Why?

Me: well you know how he was an amazing ventriloquist?

Hubby: yeah, he was amazing, why?!?!

Me: well I have a talent similar to Jeff’s.

Hubby: oh yeah, what’s that?

Me: I am a master in the art of fartriliquism!

Hubby: what in the god’s name is that???

Me: well…do you smell that???

Hubby: yeah….

Me: well that was me. But everyone in here thinks it was you! Heehee

Me: I can throw my farts. In large groups of people, I add in a “nose turned up” disgusted look to someone two or three people over from me to really make the throw authentic. No joke; I’ve tried it and it works every time! Not to mention, no one ever suspects a girl!! I am a master fartriliquist!

Hubby: you are sick and demented!

Me: I wonder if Jeff will add me to his show???? EEEKEE!! I’ll be famous!!!

Hubby: I doubt it!!

Me: whatever! You are just jealous of my many talents!

Are you a fartriliquist? How do you cover fluffing in public? Do you make it look like it was someone else, ignore the obvious, or fess up with an “excuse me”?

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