Merry Hubby’s Corner XXX-mas!!!

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Like most people, you’ve likely spent years making Xmas all about the children; making them as happy as possible for Xmas. Whether you agree this is the intension of the Xmas holiday or not – most would agree it’s the thing that makes Xmas most special.

Creating traditions, putting together toys into the wee-hours of the night, putting extra attention in the wrapping of the presents, putting together special yummy treats all the while experiencing the ultimate gift of giving….the moment their eyes bulge out of their head as they throw their arms above theirs heads and wiggle in their undies as they SQUEE with delight.

AND like a lot of other people, Natalie and I now find ourselves with a child that is grown and moved out on his own, living his own life, leaving us in the empty nest. Traditions forcibly changed, making Xmas a lot different from before.

Well I say NO MORE!!!

Hubby Claus and his ‘lil elf’ want to pass along how you can put the XXX back into Xmas this year. I say an empty nest is the perfect opportunity to have a little adult fun over the Holiday Season. Check out the following ideas for you and your spouse’s holiday excitement.

Let’s check out the buzz over at the holiday night stand at Chocolate Fantasies.

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Don Wand Glass Candy Cane Dildo

This beautiful glass dildo is shaped like a candy cane and will electrify any Xmas tryst making your holiday spirit bright!

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The Candy Cane Vibe

Whether you are looking to give yourself the ultimate gift or looking to shake things up, this bad boy is another Holiday treat that will leave you anything but minty fresh!

Now that we’ve got the buzz, let’s check out wrapping supplies:

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The Xmas Tuggie

And if the real thing is more your style, what better way to wrap your gift than with the Xmas Tuggie (inspired by Jenny Hansen’s Undie Chronicles)

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Unwrap Me Satin Bow Teddy

Your man will want to tear into this package with excitement and vigor!

SO that covers gifts and wrapping supplies…now check out these decorations:

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And instead of keeping the mistletoe PG this year – nothing gets the party started like a little XXX mistletoe:

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Now that the place is decorated – how about some Holiday treats:

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So you see – even though the kids might be doing their own thing – thanks to Hubby’s Corner you can still spend the night…

Creating traditions, putting together toys into the wee-hours of the night, putting extra attention in the wrapping of the presents, putting together special yummy treats all the while experiencing the ultimate gift of giving….the moment their eyes bulge out of their head as they throw their arms above their heads and wiggle in their undies as they SQUEE with delight.

MERRY XXX-MAS TO ALL & TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

Hubby Claus!

How do you and your empty nesting spouse plan to celebrate the Holiday season? Any new traditions since the kids moved out? How do you spice things up at Xmas? For those with small children, how do you keep the triple xxx in your Xmas? Come on…share the wealth…

More blog deliciousness here:

For the month of November and December, I am proud to be taking part in the Holiday Yum Blog Hop where a group of uber bloggers will regale you with recipes and funny cooking stories.

This week’s highlights:

Already Posted:

Stay tuned for:

  • December 10: Kathy Owen’s Butter Spritz Cookies
  • December 14: Ellen M. Gregg’s Old-fashioned Buttermilk Sugar Cookies (with Christmas punch)
  • December 17: I am back with a recipe for Cheesecake that is so simple but even I messed it up once
  • December 19: Jenny Hansen’s Holly Candy
  • December 23: Jess Witkins will entice us with either some comfort food or appetizer
  • December 26: Kathy Owen will come through with beef rib-eye roast with currant jelly brown gravy
  • December 28:  I will give you some fabulous Mocktail options for your New Year’s Eve parties

Be sure to check out our ever uberlicious host, Kathy Owen’s Holiday Yum page and leave her some blog hop luv!

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Comments

  1. KA-SHNORT! Where is the L.O.V.E button to click?

    Oh, Look! A double entendre invented itself! [Mr. XXX Hubby Claus obviously knows how and where to find buttons.] IYKWIM.

    This post should have come with a warning beyond the standard “put down your drink.” Were it not for the Kegel(space optional)Master, I might have had an embarrassing incident while reading this. Yes, I laughed that hard.

    This post makes me wish I were back In Corporate America for just one Christmas. How much fun would it be to gift those ornaments from Secret Santa? Perhaps I could consider them as stocking stuffers for several Baristas at my Starbucks. Trouble is, they know me too well over there.

    Did I bookmark this page for future reference? Um. YUP! Sure did.

    Just in case my stockings need stocking needs creative stuffing this year. It’s for book research purposes only, of course. For my characters.

    Off to write! I would SO reblog this if I weren’t too chicken staid and proper.

  2. LOL You know I love this! I’ll definitely be linking it up to my GB toy land special. 😉

    That candy cane dildo is calling to me… Curious, though, can one utilize it while helicoptering? The extra “propeller” might help, right? Thanks for the inspiration!

  3. Thank you! My holiday shopping? DONE, thanks to this post.

  4. These kinds of “stocking stuffers” could guarantee that it stays Christmas all year round. 😉

  5. Huh, I never knew that Jesus’ birthday could be celebrated like that. :/

    On the other hand, I’ve read The Cookie Sutra, cover to cover. It’s a funny book. (Long story. Don’t ask.)

  6. Raani York says:

    Hmmmm…. all extra candy to lick on… interesting… – maybe I should… oh – never mind!
    But thanks for sharing. *chuckle*

  7. Oh my goodness. So many decisions I have to make. If I order in the next ten minutes will they double my order?

    Lots of fab holiday ideas. Who knew?

    Patricia Rickrode
    w/a Jansen Schmidt

  8. It appears there won’t be a single dull moment:)

  9. Raani York says:

    Hello,

    I am pleased to let you know that I have nominated you for the ‘BLOG of the Year 2012″ Award.
    If you would like to pick it up, please go to my own blog:

    http://raaniyork.wordpress.com/2012/12/05/blog-of-the-year-2012/

    There are the rules for you to follow and your Award to pick up.

    Congratulations – I just LOVE your blog posts – I do admire your talent and I’m convinced you deserve it!

    • Hubby Claus! says:

      I need to clarify…..this is for Hubby’s Corner ….right?
      Just so we are clear …here is my pre-emptive Wahoo!

      • Raanie, hubby is accusing me of bursting his bubble. Calling me a thunder-stealing biatch no less…

        He is in the other office and yelled a huge WAHOOO! I asked why…he said “Raani nominated me for blog of the year…” I told him it was for MY blog…he said it was for HIS Hubby’s Corner posts since you left the comment on his post…

        Oh oh…how are you going to settle this marital dispute…ROFLMAO!!

    • Now that’s just some funny shit – a fight over the blog awards. I might have to mollify him with a Mr. December post. Hmmmm….

  10. OMG. Too funny. Glass candy cane dildos…not in my house, Scott.

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