Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
Ugly Naked (by hubby): When doing some sort of activity naked that makes you body look less attractive than it really is; the opposite of good naked.
Examples Of Use:
Hubby and I went to see Sinister (how they got me in the theater is beyond me) with our friends Laura and J-Dog on the weekend. I am taking Death by Hip Hop with Laura on Tuesday nights. We were sitting in a packed theatre when we (and the guests around us) rolled with laughter over this convo.
Me: Laura, have you showed Jeremy our dance yet?
Laura: not on your life…why…have you?
Me: yip, last Tuesday night when we got home. It was kind of slow motion cause I kept forgetting the moves but he got the drift….and I just happened to be heading for my bath so I did it naked.
*Laura and J-Dog burst out laughing*
Laura: shut up?!?! Naked?!?!
Me: Oh yes…brave aren’t I? Everything was jiggling and wiggling. I think it added to the “gangstanest” of the performance.
Hubby: she’s something else guys. All I gotta say is there is good naked and ugly naked…and unfortunately slow motion Hip Hop falls into ugly naked.
Me: in my defence, I think music would have made all the difference.
Hubby: sad to say but I think naked Hip Hop is just ugly naked my love.
Me: you’re probably right…everything felt unsupported and I just couldn’t seem to tap into my inner dancer. Try going “deep” in the knee bends when you know you’re giving your man a full monty, IYKWIM?!! I just felt…so exposed! Then all that hopping…ewwwww…
Laura: after we’ve learned the entire dance, we’ll give the boys a show with music…and clothes!
Ever seen ugly naked? Ever do some ugly naked dance moves? Come on…share the wealth…
More blog deliciousness here:
- Loved Lisa Hall-Wilson’s post on Thor’s adventures when he visited her. No joke…there are pictures people!
- ROFL from Jenny Hansen’s post with the new Dr. Pepper TEN commercial.
- About died laughing reading about Noa Gavin and her hubby’s convo over a glass of water. ROFL!