Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
Let the panty party continue! After yesterday’s post with underwear a deux, today’s Urban Word keeps the things in full swing as we celebrate of national underwear day (NUD). After you leave here, make sure you keep rocking out with Jenny Hansen. She’s talking panty parades and UNDIE SHOOTERS (need I say more???). She’s also got the dirt on an undie pop-up party with FreshPair (the fahhhbulous peeps that started NUD) in NYC August 22-23, 2012 (never have I wished I was in NYC more).
So….lets get down to urban word business!
Panty Anthem: a song that makes people want to take their panties off.
Examples Of Use:
Hubby and I were at the grocery store last night picking up a few things for the week. We were in the vegetable aisle checking out the lettuce when we had the following conversation.
Hubby: I can’t believe you two missed THAT. But yeah, I saw the vibrating panties. I am getting you a pair for Christmas and we are so doing some kind of James Bond type vlog with them.
Me: nice. That sounds like super duper fun! Maybe I could wear them to the gym and finally have an assisted coregasm. What did you think of the fundies? Would you try a pair with me?
Hubby: I just broke 3 bills this week sweetheart. If you and I tried to slip into a pair of those we’d look like a monkey trying to fawk a football.
*I feigned disappointment – we definitely had people’s attention then*
Me: You know what they say, trying is half the fun. Wait a minute…
*I perk my head up towards the ceiling to hear the radio better*
Me: OMG I LOVE this song! It’s totally MY panty anthem?
Hubby: a panty anthem?
Me: you know…it’s so good it’s making me want to take my panties off!
*Hubby drops the lettuce and grabs my hand*
Hubby: come on, we can find the station in the car!
This is my panty anthem:
What’s yours? Come on…share the wealth…
More blog deliciousness here:
- I saw a lot of hubby and I in Lynnette Conroy’s latest girl brain vs boy brain – the grocery store edition. Hysterical!
- O.M.G. Marcia Richards post on shopping for a swimsuit had me in tears…from laughter! Girl…I hear ya!
- ROLF! Loved Amber West’s post on the real IKEA assembly guide. There are ILLUSTRATIONS people! Need I say more? Go. Read. Laugh. Commiserate!