Urban Word Wednesday: Duck Dress

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Duck Dress: A dress or skirt so short one can almost see your stuff.

Examples Of Use:

Hubby and I are always stunned by what people will wear. Just incredible. While out camping this weekend, we hit the very busy canteen for the to-die-for chicken strips and onion rings dinner. Sitting at the picnic table with another couple our age (strangers), hubby and I enjoyed the following conversation.

Me: my God….and Mom used to be outraged by what I wanted to wear when I was 15. I was practically dressed like a nun compared to what girls that age are wearing today.

Hubby: I know…it’s crazy. They are showing more skin than ever.

Me: I mean I am all for the mini skirt but check out those two over there. They can’t be more than 15 and they are wearing duck dresses for God sakes!

Hubby: duck dresses???

Me: you know, a dress that’s 1 inch below their quack!

*Hubby and the couple sitting with us near died laughing!*

Me: it barely covers their clam burger and their ass is about to fall out. I mean…if they drop a quarter, they are shit out of luck!

Are you stunned by how short girls are wearing their skirts today? Ever wear a duck dress and spent the evening tugging at the hem? Come on….share the wealth…

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