Side-sleeping women celebrate ~ long awaited bust support

Like a lot of women, I sleep on my side nearly every night. And I am sure I am not alone in my sometimes quite painful bust discomfort. The two sort of slam together fighting for space under my PJs. One gets tired of bearing the brunt of the bottom and cries out in painful muscle spasms until I wake up enough to shift to the other side. I swear I can almost hear lefty laughingly screaming out “take it bitch!” as she gets the top advantage point for a couple of hours.

And it’s not like I have a bonanza of boobilicousness going on. I mean, I am just a healthy ol’ C cup. I can’t imagine how women with larger endowments feel or how they cope. Ugh!

Well ladies, you know I am all about providing you with little gadgets and fun to increase your comfort and ease in life. I mean, I guarantee that at some point in your life (even if you never admit to it) the instructions to peeing in the bush and the Go Girl will come in handy. And don’t even get me started on the usefulness of Subtle Butt. I mean…need I say more?!?!?

But I must say I’ve really outdone myself this time. I’ve really found something that’s gonna knock your breasts back and have your ladies singing songs of happiness and joy! Allow me to introduce you to….Kush Support.

This is a “ground-breaking product” for side-sleeping women who have been visited by the breast fairy over and over again. Once thought to be a gift, now a curse! You insert the Kush Support between your breasts and it offers support while sleeping. Squeeee.

Can you say boobilicious?!?! What this also means is a more restful and better quality of sleep now that you are waking up to your ladies duking it out like mud slinging women wrestlers.

I mean…check out their promo video!

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I bet hubby would like me to order her pretty nightie as well. I am usually off to bed in a ratty old t-shirt and that green/pink fairy-like outfit would really knock his socks off. But I digress.

Kush Support looks like it’d definitely provide that much needed support and…separation! I am not sure about the “the $24.99 that can change your life” claim but it looks like it’d certainly reduce the nightly breast battle and if nothing else, I’m sure hubby would get a great kick out of it. Not to mention, it looks like it could double for a little pre-sleep pleasure party (wink wink…if you know what I mean…hain hain…).

You can order your own Kush Support by visiting their website.

Any boob battles going on during your nightly sleep? How do you keep the sisters from knocking each other into next week? What sleep aids have you found that make a difference in your quality of sleep? Come on…share the wealth!

It’s Twisted Tuesday and that means it’s time to enjoy a smile, giggle or laugh…here’s hoping I’ve provided it in spades…enjoy!

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Comments

  1. Oh, Natalie, you never fail to deliver on Twisted Tuesday. Should I worry my twisted creative mind took the same path yours took on multitasking possibilities for the booberator Kush Comfort Breast Separator? Um. Yeah. Probably.

    As for your choice of PJ’s. I visited Victoria’s Secret for Nighties and exited with a comfy set of light, ribbed leggings and matching Henley-style top. I save those for special occasions, when I don’t want to wear my Hog’s Breath is Better than No Breath at All over-sized tee with color coordinated boy’s boxers.

    Yes. I’ve been married for a long time. Why do you ask?

    • Wahoooo it is always fabulous to know I am not along in my…interesting little mind! LOL!!!
      Your new nighties sounds like the best mix of sexy and comfy!! I wish we had a VS store here although I could order online (given that I had a blast ordering swimwear from there this year)! But there’s just something warm and fuzzy and fabulous about the over-sized tee with boy boxers that’s just delightful to sleep in. I hear ya! LOL!!

  2. Ah, the girls would be happy to have some breathing room. Now, someone just needs to invent a mattress that has “cups” so I can sleep comfortably on my stomach.

    The ladies – a blessing and a curse.

  3. I’ve seen a similar product in one of those weird catalogs, with weird stuff (I really don’t know how I got on their mailing list, hehe).
    Anyway, go for it, girl 🙂 Whatever helps, right? I sleep on my back, or half back half side kinda thing, with a help of a fantastic contoured Kobayashi pillow, so no worries for me!

  4. Back when I was nursing the wee beasties, I could have definitely used something like this. However, these days, after nursing the four said wee beasties, the ta-tas don’t have much fight in them 😆 I’m more of a belly sleeper so maybe I’m just squashing them into submission 😀

  5. Oh, Natalie… *sigh* I don’t have “girls” because mine aren’t big enough to warrant a name at all. 🙂 In fact, I don’t think mine *can* touch. LOL! But I get to go around without a bra all the time (in the house at least–I still wear a bra for being in public). So there are always tradeoffs. I can, however, be glad for my well-endowed friends when they find something helpful like this. 🙂

    Thanks for the link and the laugh!

    • Oh Jami…just about died when I read “I don’t think mine can touch” LOL!! There are definitely some pros to having smaller ladies – braless and lovin’ it! 🙂

  6. Natalie's Hubby says:

    Let me be clear! If you ever need anything done in regards to the “ladies, girls, jugs, ta-tas, boobies, fun bags, or any other fancy or disgusting name you might think of” such as lifting, separating, cupping, mashing, squeezing, massaging, tweaking, flipping, flopping, poking, jiggling, lotion application, exfoliation, groping, and really anything you could put your twisted tuesday mind to work imagining….I am right here – no product purchase necessary, my hands are always available for your breastly needs. I offer a wide range of services. My motto is “Be the BREAST you can be!”

  7. I don’t honestly know whether I’m laughing harder at the cuteness of this post or your husband’s comment. I’m not well endowed, but I’ll admit to sleeping in a bra in the summer for the sake of comfort. This might be a better solution 😉

    • Hubby’s comment!! I am still dying from it!! LOL!!
      Ahhhh…bra comfort. I got addicted to sleeping in sports bras…until hubby burned them (to his defense, they had turned gray). Damn him!

  8. Wow. The things I never knew women had to worry about! 😉 I’ll keep this in mind for mega-boob-fairy-blessed friends. LOL No one could cover this topic better, Natalie. And I agree with Marcy—three cheers for the hubs! Thanks for the awesome link-love. Such an honor!

  9. Um, that didn’t sound right. Make that mega, not multi, boob! Different visual entirely… LOL

  10. OMG, Natalie, you find the wildest things! I’m with Raelyn – after three boys, the ta-tas are just along for the ride and accept the inevitable squishing that goes on…I toss and turn a lot at night, anyway – I can just see that sucker popping out and wedging itself somewhere uncomfortable, LOL. 😀

    Thanks for a fun post!

    • Motherhood side effects. Damn but at least they’ve accepted it.
      OH my land, can you imagine that popping out and taking out your hubs eye…OUCH! Would so not be a cool way to be awakened. LOL!!

  11. Even before I read the hubby’s comment, I was wondering how many husbands out there would simply volunteer their hand to slide into that space. No $24.99 purchase necessary. LOL, Natalie!

  12. Sounds like a great product. Unfortunately I don’t have a need for it, but I’m behind my sistas all the way!!!!!! Anything to make the life of women easier!! Thanks, Natalie!

  13. Just caught up with this one, hysterical…Also, I think I need one of those…LOL!

  14. Karen McFarland says:

    “HBS (Hubby’s Booby Services) Inc, is open 24-7 guarantee or money back!” LOL!!!
    Funny, but I’ve subscribed to HBS through my own Hubby for years now and I have no complaints! 🙂

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  1. […] Side-sleeping women celebrate ~ long awaited bust support by Natalie Hartford: This hilarious post looks at a product that is supposed to help support the top breast for women who sleep on their sides. Seriously. This is a real thing. […]

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