Auto correct gone wild

I don’t have an iPhone or auto correct but whenever I see these bad boys fly by, I can’t help but fall into hysterics. I swear, I laughed so hard reading these – I had tears streaming down my cheeks. Maybe you’ve seen most of these but they are always good for a second read. Perfection for a Twisted Tuesday!

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

        

       

       

It’s Twisted Tuesday and that means it’s time to enjoy a smile, giggle or laugh…here’s hoping I’ve provided it in spades…enjoy!

Any hilarious auto correct stories to share? Come on…your secrets are safe here!

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Comments

  1. I just got myself an iPhone and these are fair enough warnings! This is really twisted in a funny way!

  2. I love those things, but not the damned auto correct that does it to me. Thanks for the chuckles.

  3. These are hilarious Natalie. Thank you for sharing. Meanwhile, a friend of mine sent me this precious gem. Thought of you immediately as you live life on the funny fringe of truth.

  4. Oh gawd! I just love these. They crack me up mainly because I’ve probably had more than a few myself!

    • No way…do tell!! We love to hear the stories…LOL!!

      • Swype drives me crazy…but I love it. It’s responsible for some interesting sentences. ;D I occasionally post its bizarre word choices on Twitter but one that always floors me is when I try to swype “better” and it comes up with “nueter”.

  5. *wiping tears of laughter* – thanks! Way too funny! Have a fabulous vacay … leaving soon, right?

    • I know, eh!?! Aren’t they freaking awesome. I was laughing so hard putting the post together Sunday night that my BFF who lives downstairs came up to see if I was OK!! WAHAHA!!!
      Yes, we fly out tomorrow!! SQUEEE!! Thanks Patricia – I shall miss all of you!!!

  6. Those are funny! I used to think they were fake, because they look kind of phony. But then something similar happened to me. My phone doesn’t do auto-correct, but when you talk your texts it doesn’t always get it right. Like when I texted my friend and work and asked her to cover my safety patrol duty for me it came out as d*ck patrol, and I didn’t notice until after I hit send. Oops. Luckily it wasn’t to my boss and my friend and I had a good laugh. Now I know to check before I send it.

  7. Love these.- they are one of the few things that almost always make me laugh out loud. I’ve been collecting a few of these and other little tidbits, thinking about adding a humor post once a week. Thanks for the morning laugh!

    • I hear ya Lynnette – hysterical and I think a weekly humor post would rock!!! I mean, you already write a lot of funny posts so making it more “official” would be fahhhbulous!!!

  8. Mercy, I have tears streaming down my face. 16 year old walked in and looked at me like I was on crack.

  9. ROFL! These always crack me up. *pauses to catch breath* I once told someone to “have a great lay” instead of day. (Hopefully the mistake made what I meant true… ;))

  10. And this is why I read over my texts before I press send! LOL.

  11. OMG, I’d seen one before but the others were hilarious too! The cameltoe one had me laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. Am now late for work and my makeup is streaked down my face with tears!

  12. Those made me laugh out loud and scare the dogs! And that video? Priceless! Honest negotiations up front. Wow.

    Sooo, here’s a little autocorrect story for you. Since my son posted this on FB I’m sure I can share here with your readers:

    The Kid and I are driving home from archery class and he says, “Haha, Mom, my phone just autocorrected ‘Dex’ to ‘sex’, so it says I need to ‘max my sex’. When we we get home I’m totally going to max my sex.”

    Me (because I am the coolest mom ever): So, you’re going to masturbate?

    The Kid: Ohmygawd! Mom, NO! You are so sick. I’m posting this on facebook right now. The world needs to know how wrong you are.

    Me: Cool. Make sure you tag me so I can share my awesomeness with my friends, too.

    The Kid: Is it too late to be adopted?

    Me: Mwuahaahahahahahaaaaa! (that’s evil laughter, by the way)

  13. Karen McFarland says:

    Ha, ha, ha! That’s crazy. Dont’ have an iphone. Thanks for the warning ahead of time. I could so see this happening to me. LOL!

    Btw, you and hubby have a great vacation! We’ll miss you! 🙂

  14. These are hilarious. Some of them I haven’t read, and they make me miss my iPhone. Thankfully I never had any embarrassing ones, lol. Cameltoe and dick rot are my favorites!

  15. And this is why I turned mine off. Thanks for the laughs. What a great way to start the work day.

  16. 😆 They are all laugh-out-loud funny but I think the ones between the parents and kids are hilarious. Maybe because I have those kinds of conversations with mine WITHOUT the help of auto correct. 😯 So glad I don’t own an iPhone 😀

  17. Laughing my f’n auto correct @$$ off! That was hilarious!

  18. OMG, my stomach hurts, I’m laughing so hard. Thank God I’m not wearing mascara today or it would run down my face in very unattractive streaks. BTW, I’m typing this on my iPhone, haha!

  19. These make me laugh every time. EVERY time.

  20. StoriesAndSweetPotatoes says:

    These things are hilarious. I think some of them are fake, but still funny! Do you watch The Ellen Show? She has a segment of these that people send in.

  21. I LOVE these things. One of my favorites is here: http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/18807/dropped-crock-pot/

  22. Elena Aitken says:

    Natalie, I just ugly laughed! tears, snorting…not pretty but SO friggin’ funny!!
    Awesome!!

  23. So hilarious, Natalie! I’m so glad i stayed up late to read one more blog. 🙂 That video was awesome, too.

  24. My cat is pacing around my chair because he thinks I am having a heart attack. I am cry-laughing and I can’t breathe! Thanks for the cardio exercise, Natalie. 🙂

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