Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
WARNING: today’s blog features videos with explicit language so watch at your own risk.
Today is a special edition of Urban Word Wednesday. After Roy and Tameri made it known that last week’s nowhere story was a bit too light for their raunchy tastes (it’s ok guys, I’m a bit twisted as well), I am amping it up this week with a double whammy with…VIDEOS! Yes, you read that right. Buckle up folks, we are going hard core.
It came about when hubby and I were sitting on the couch last Wednesday evening and the following convo ensued:
Me: did you see my post on the nowhere story today?
Hubby: yes, and thanks for exploiting the “Sussex story”. Is nothing sacred between us anymore?
Me: no, my readers need to know baby. We have a responsibility to entertain and…I’m sorry but the shit you say is funny!
Hubby: how did the fans like it?
Me: pretty good except Roy and Tameri weren’t impressed with my PG13 style.
*Hubby pulls up blog post and reads comments”
Hubby: well, maybe it’s time….maybe they are ready…
Me: for what – you have a good one for me?
Hubby: how about….balldazzling?
Me: haven’t we done the nether region bedazzling to death?
Hubby: a) when is talking about decorating our nether regions ever enough?!?! and b) there’s a video!!
Me: I’ll bite!
Me: SHUT up. OMG! Riot!! But do you think it’ll be too much? Can my readers handle this?
Hubby: well, they said they wanted it a little more “edgy” and that’s definitely over the top! Or you could always showcase penazzling instead. I got a video for that one too.
Me: oh. my. god. I love the theme music but hubby…do you think we’ve gone too far?!??!
Hubby: never…your readers demanded extreme and you will deliver Hartford! Cowboy Up and post the words WITH videos!
Me: okey dokey!
What do you think? Did hubby and I go too far? Did we offend or sprinkle a giggle? Now that’s you’ve seen it in action, think you’d consider getting blinged up?
More blog deliciousness here:
- Loved Tawna Fenske’s post on how anything sounds filthy if you say it right (soooo my style)!
- Total giggle fest reading Rant Rave Write’s post on girl brain vs boy brain. I bet a lot of you can relate!