Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
Ninja Sex: having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.
Examples Of Use:
Hubby and I were at the movie theatre last Friday night. We saw Underworld 3D (sooo good). While munching on some popcorn waiting for the movie to start, we decided to enjoy a little urban word fun. The following conversation (much to the amusement of the 3 ADULT couples around us) ensued.
Hubby: so….have you ever had ninja sex?
Me: WHAT? Ok, what in God’s name is ninja sex?
Hubby: you know…sex where you gotta be ultra quiet because you don’t want to wake up the people sleeping or passed out in the same room?
Me: OMG no! Ewwww hubby?!?! You should know, totally not my style!
Hubby: come on….not even back in those club party days?!?!? A little drunken ninja sex?!??! You can tell me!
Me: hubby, you’ve partied with me for years! Tell me, at 2 am drunk or sober, what’s the one thing on my mind?
Me: exactly! And let me tell you, that’s always been the way!
Hubby: oh well…I guess that’s good news! My girl turns into a pumpkin at the end of the night.
Me: that she does!
Ever had ninja sex? Know anyone who has? Eeeekeee…I can’t believe I’m saying this but…come on…share the wealth…
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