ROW80 – Round 1 – Check-in #7

Time for Wednesday’s ROW80 progress update.

Writing Goals:

  • Complete outline of WIP
  • Write 1750 words a week, on average 250 words a day (can be on WIP or other writings like flash fiction, character development, world building etc)
    552 words so far – on track for this week
  • Finish James Scott Bell book
  • Read 2 other writing craft books

Social Media Goals:

  • Blog – post 4 times a week
    3 down – 1 to go
  • Blog – post ROW80 progress reports twice a week (Sunday and Wednesday)
    Wednesday – done
  • Tweet/Comment on at least 10 blogs a week
  • Comment on 1 new blog per week (ROW80 or otherwise)

Healthy Lifestyle Goals:

  • Cardio – 3 times a week (Monday, Wednesday, Saturday)
    1 done – 1 scheduled for tonight
  • BowFlex – 3 times a week (Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday)
    1 scheduled for tonight
  • Maintain a daily food/migraine journal

How are you making out with your ROW80 goals?


Urban Word Wednesday: Ninja Sex

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Ninja Sex: having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.

Examples Of Use:

Hubby and I were at the movie theatre last Friday night. We saw Underworld 3D (sooo good). While munching on some popcorn waiting for the movie to start, we decided to enjoy a little urban word fun. The following conversation (much to the amusement of the 3 ADULT couples around us) ensued.

Hubby: so….have you ever had ninja sex?

Me: WHAT? Ok, what in God’s name is ninja sex?

Hubby: you know…sex where you gotta be ultra quiet because you don’t want to wake up the people sleeping or passed out in the same room?

Me: OMG no! Ewwww hubby?!?! You should know, totally not my style!

Hubby: come on….not even back in those club party days?!?!? A little drunken ninja sex?!??! You can tell me!

Me: hubby, you’ve partied with me for years! Tell me, at 2 am drunk or sober, what’s the one thing on my mind?

Hubby: ummmm…sleep!

Me: exactly! And let me tell you, that’s always been the way!

Hubby: oh well…I guess that’s good news! My girl turns into a pumpkin at the end of the night.  

Me: that she does!

Ever had ninja sex? Know anyone who has? Eeeekeee…I can’t believe I’m saying this but…come on…share the wealth…

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