Urban Word Wednesday: Masturbaceous

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Masturbaceous: A female worthy of adding to one’s spank bank.

Examples Of Use:

Hubby and I were at the mall this week looking at some new clothes (ever since I discovered how good I feel in clothes that fit, I’ve re-engaged my shopping addiction). Not to mention the Xmas gift cards burning a hole in my pocket. I was trying on a sexy new top with a pair of new jeans (to wear out dancing for hubby’s birthday…eeeekkkeee….it’s January 27 BTW). I came out of the change room to the crowded fitting room to see what hubby thought. We turned some heads with our urban word conversation.

Me: baby, does this look ok to you?

Hubby: that looks fantastic sweetheart. I think you should get the whole outfit. Very hot!

Me: am I masturbaceous in it?

Hubby: didn’t you see me do the big blink a second ago??? I totally took a mental picture and added you in this outfit to my spank bank. You are 100% masturbaceous in that!

Me: sweet, it’s a keeper then!

Hubby and I got a good chuckle as the poor sales lady and couple customers looked at us sideways. Me oh my…we love to turn heads and raise some eyebrows!! Hmmm…I hope we don’t get banned from stores.

Got any outfits that make you feel masturbaceous? Ever been banned from a store? Or…boycott one? Come on…share the wealth…

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  1. The hubs and I laugh together at these posts. I sure hope no one had their 4-year-old in the dressing room with them. It’s great as a parent to get those questions like, “Mom, what’s masturbaceous? Is that the word she used? What does it mean?” LOL.

    • LOL!! Julie, I almost added a disclaimer stating that hubby and I check to ensure there are no little ears around before we have our linguistic fun!! Absolutely…Boy would we get some nasty stares, eh?!?! LOL!!
      Glad you and your hubby enjoy…hehehehe….

  2. Can’t say that I’ve ever had that kind of conversation when I was married, but I’ll bet the shop clerks are still talking about it. good chuckles.

    thanks for the links to some good reading, Natalie

  3. That’s precisely the kind of conversation I’d probably engage in (too loudly) while my hubby’s cheeks fill with rouge… LOL Love it, Natalie! This is one of my all-time favorite blog series.

    • Eeekeee…love that about you August!! Girl after my very own heart…muah!
      I am thrilled to have my UWW as your fav blog series…WOW!! Thank you!! Hubby and I are always brainstorming and doing research for the posts…that’s half the fun! LOL!

  4. Where in the world do you find this terms? I laugh every week! 🙂

    • You wouldn’t even believe it Tiffany!! LOL!! Half the time, we come up with this stuff ON OUR OWN and then…low and behold, find it in the urban dictionary. Or, we come across them first and then…try them out on unsuspecting strangers! LOL!

  5. Didn’t you see me do the big wink!!! That’s a riot. You and Hubby, man oh man, you are keeping Canada alive, aren’t you? I’m going to have to share this with David tonight (but not the Kid, because you know how he likes to come up with his own words and I really don’t want him thinking about spank banks at 13. Oy).

    Crazy funny!

  6. You and Hubby are having too much fun Natalie! But it’s so cool that you guys get along like this. It says boatloads about the kind of relationship you have. Love it! 🙂

  7. You gotta know I love this one, Natalie. UWW just gets better every week.

  8. Elena Aitken says:

    your words kill me!! I can just imagine the poor sales lady. Ha ha

  9. If the two of you ever go shopping in Michigan, let me know…because I’ll drive to wherever you are (video camera in hand) just to get reactions on tape. LOL…too funny!!!

  10. gingercalem says:

    I’m going to have to try this one with my Man just to see his reaction. hee hee!! Great, Natalie!

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