Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
Spank bank: A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for masturbation purposes.
Examples Of Use:
Picture this, hubby and I are at a funeral. During one of the prayer sessions, I catch him checking out my ass. The following whispered conversation ensues.
Me: WHAT are you doing? We are supposed to be quietly praying!
Hubby: are those new pants?
Me: yes, they are the ones we got last month, why? Is something on them?
Hubby: I didn’t realize how good your ass looked in them. Ohhh yeah!! Very hot!
*as he pears behind me AGAIN to check it out*
Hubby: I am gonna file that away in my spank bank for later!
Me: the WHAT?!?!
Hubby: you know…my spank bank! I just took a mental image of your ass and loaded it into my spank bank so some night when I am in need and you are…say gone to bed early…I can recall this piece of deliciousness and rock out to it in the shower.
Me: you are sick and perverted. Why can’t you just look at porn like most other husbands?
Me: WAIT! OMG, are you cheating on me in your spank bank? Do you have OTHER WOMEN there? Do you do the nasty while thinking of someone else?!?!?!
Hubby: trust me baby…my spank bank is only for you…
Me: we need help – seriously!
Ever catch your spouse putting you in his/her spank bank? Got a spank bank of your own? Share the wealth…