ROW80 – Round 1 – Check-in #3

Time for Wednesday’s ROW80 progress update. Keeping my updates, especially Wednesday’s, short and sweet this round.

Writing Goals:

  • Complete outline of WIP
  • Write 1750 words a week, on average 250 words a day (can be on WIP or other writings like flash fiction, character development, world building etc)
    454 words so far – on track for this week
  • Finish James Scott Bell book
  • Read 2 other writing craft books

Social Media Goals:

  • Blog – post 4 times a week
    3 down – 1 to go
  • Blog – post ROW80 progress reports twice a week (Sunday and Wednesday)
    Wednesday – done
  • Tweet/Comment on at least 10 blogs a week
    Done
  • Comment on 1 new blog per week (ROW80 or otherwise)
    Done

Healthy Lifestyle Goals:

  • Cardio – 3 times a week (Monday, Wednesday, Saturday)
    Monday – done and scheduled for tonight
  • BowFlex – 3 times a week (Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday)
    Postponed to tonight
  • Maintain a daily food/migraine journal
    Done – super surprised I am sticking with this!

How are you making out with your ROW80 goals?

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Urban Word Wednesday: Spank Bank

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Spank bank: A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for masturbation purposes.

Examples Of Use:

Picture this, hubby and I are at a funeral. During one of the prayer sessions, I catch him checking out my ass. The following whispered conversation ensues.

Me: WHAT are you doing? We are supposed to be quietly praying!

Hubby: are those new pants?

Me: yes, they are the ones we got last month, why? Is something on them?

Hubby: I didn’t realize how good your ass looked in them. Ohhh yeah!! Very hot!

*as he pears behind me AGAIN to check it out*

Hubby: I am gonna file that away in my spank bank for later!

Me: the WHAT?!?!

Hubby: you know…my spank bank! I just took a mental image of your ass and loaded it into my spank bank so some night when I am in need and you are…say gone to bed early…I can recall this piece of deliciousness and rock out to it in the shower.

Me: you are sick and perverted. Why can’t you just look at porn like most other husbands?

Me: WAIT! OMG, are you cheating on me in your spank bank? Do you have OTHER WOMEN there? Do you do the nasty while thinking of someone else?!?!?!

Hubby: trust me baby…my spank bank is only for you…

Me: we need help – seriously!

Ever catch your spouse putting you in his/her spank bank? Got a spank bank of your own? Share the wealth…

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