Urban Word Wednesday: Vajazzle

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Vajazzle (also known as Vadazzle): (v) To bedazzle your vagina. To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance. The act of placing self-adhesive jewels on your vagina in various colors and patterns. The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman’s nether regions for aesthetic purposes.

The perverted aunt of Bedazzle: (v) The art of taking ordinary things and making them EXTRAORDINARY by adding sparkles, rhinestones, glitter, stars, beads, etc.

Examples Of Use:

There hubby and I innocently sit watching Randy Fenoli and TLC’s Top 10 Weddings of 2011 when the urban word fun strikes again.

Hubby: WHAT WAS THAT?!?! Did he just say she got vajazzled!?!?!

Me: Yip…he did!

Hubby: WHAT pray tell is vajazzle?!?!

Me: Well, it’s when you bedazzle your va-jay-jay!

Hubby: WHAT?!?!? Seriously?!?!

Me: Oh yes, it’s a very hot trend. I read a blog about it over a year ago!

Hubby: I should have known. But how do they….attach them???

Me: Well I’ve never had it done but I assume they stick them on. I am not quite sure how they STAY on given…well…the moisture factor if they are stuck directly ON the va-jay-jay region?!?! Hmmm…maybe they are placed around it to decorate it? Let’s find out.

A few minutes later, hubby and I were surfing www.vajazzling.com. A website full of information, photos, videos and where you can ORDER your own vajazzle decorations. Eeeeekkkkkkeeee!!! Low and behold, they are placed just “above” the girl.

Hubby: You know….that might be hot….what do you say we vajazzle you?

Me: Hmmm…you know me and my bedazzling obsession…I’d totally be game. WAIT….eeeekeee…Tameri sent me some boo boo bling. It’s bedazzling for band-aids but hey…maybe we could repurpose them for vajazzling?!?! They might work?!?!

Hubby: I doubt she had THAT in mind when she sent them!!!

Me: True…but I bet she’d support our efforts…it’s all in the name of bling!!!

Check out what Jennifer Love Hewitt had to say about vajazzling on Lopez Tonight

 

Ever been vajazzled? Know someone who has? Would you consider vajazzling the girl? Come on…share the wealth…

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Comments

  1. Elena Aitken says:

    HA HA! I saw that same clip on TLC and thought, “Seriously!?” Leave it to you and hubby to Google it.
    I can’t say I’d be in for any vajazzling. Although, it is a fun word. I just don’t think I’m ‘blingy’ enough to pull it off. I can see this turning into another blog post…

  2. That is hilarious! I just think it sounds kind of painful. In my going out, hoochie days my friends and I used to put those crystal tatoos things on our backs. And let me tell you they did not feel good coming off. But then again, I don’t even like taking band-aids off. I also worry about the itch factor.

  3. I’m with Emma on the itch factor. I’ve heard Kathy Griffith speaking about the etiquette and style of nether region bling. Some folks go all out. I love jewelery, but this seems a bit much. I wonder how long it stays on. Heh. Off to Google some designs.

  4. As I sit here thinking about the whole vajazzling idea -( I’m always the devils advocate) – and being the metrosexual that I am – I can’t help but to wonder if there’s any Ding-a-Ling Bling out there and would compliment a nice vajazzling!
    For now – I make do with Tameri’s Boo Boo Bling customizations. ( Can’t type anymore – laughing too hard)

  5. Now THAT, is fabulous!!! This year for me is all about freedom – in all respects. So, yeah. Why the hell not?

  6. O.M.G. :wipes tears: But damn if My Guy wouldn’t love that. Now I’m gonna have to see if I can find a salon that does it without breaking the bank.

    • Eeeekeee…you will totally have to let me know if you go through with it and what your man thinks! I am thinking this would be an awesome Valentine’s Day surprise for hubby!! Hubby…forget that you read this! LOL!

      • Ha! So you surprise him for his birthday, or your anniversary, or something.

        Okay, how is this for horribly sad…I live in Vegas. If it can be done you can find a place to do it in Vegas. Initial search for salons/spas that vajazzle…one that went out of business last year! Seriously, if I should be able to find it anywhere it should be in Vegas, right?!

        • Absolutely – good point! Now he’ll NEVER know when it’s coming….wahahaha!!!
          Seriously?!?! Seriously?!?! There’s no salon in VEGAS that does it!?!? That’s just…wrong! There should be one on every single street corner. Oh well, you may have to order online and vajazzle yourself. If I wanna sparkle in my pants, I’ll have to go it alone as well since lord knows there’s no spa HERE that does it. LOL!

  7. Just…wow. My husband would probably be scared, lol. And I totally agree on the itch factor. No thanks!

  8. O. M. G. !!

    You crack me up, hunny! To be a fly on the wall while you and hubs watch tv would be more entertaining than just about anything else I can think of! Love that Lopez clip – he was dying. I think it would be easier to have some bling undies and are painless to take off rather than something attached right on one’s lady parts. ROFL!

    • HEHEHE! Glad you enjoy. I know, hubby and I keep laughter alive in our home. LOL!
      Hmmmm – this is true. Bling on the undies is a good alternate if people fear the direct placement approach. GREAT suggestion Kathy. Although, I am seriously dying to try the real deal. Eeeeekkkkeee….hehehe…
      #pantypeeps forever…

  9. HA!!! Natalie, you’ve done it again…made me laugh so hard my ice tea almost spewed out my nose. (Is there a word for that?? ;)) I’ve never heard of Vajazzling. If it’s not painful painful and adds sparks to the flame, why not?

    • I am definitely going to research and if there’s not a word for that, I am totallly making one up. Maybe a portmanteau! 🙂
      I know, isn’t it awesome!!! I don’t think it’s painful – at least not from the video I wanted – and I totally want one!! LOL!!

  10. Vajazzling was one thing but … dingaling bling? The visuals are just too funny! Tell me, when is the “HOME WITH THE HARTFORDS” reality series airing? You two are a hit show waiting to happen!!!!

  11. I am smiling and shaking my head at the things people come up with. I did have a friend whose mother worked in an OB/gyn office, and she said you’d be surprised what ladies do to jazz up their hoo-has. Thanks for the enlightenment, Natalie!

  12. OMG! Love that clip! Vejazzling is totally you, Natalie! I would try it but would not be brave enough to have it done professionally. I’d have my hubby do it for me. He get a kick out of putting it on and then get to play with it! No need to spend all that money!

  13. I love bling but I can’t imagine it being comfortable there. Think I’ll pass. thanks for the chuckle.

  14. Glue! I need glue!

    Ya know….living in my tv-less house is obviously leaving me out of the information loop. In this case, that’s not a bad thing. I’ll think about this every time I see a young woman twitching around on her seat in class. Good grief.

  15. O.M.G.

    I am SO glad I didn’t read this yesterday in my fever induced delirium! I never even thought of vajazzling for the boo boo bling! Boobies, yes, whooha? Never! But… now that I think about it, that could be fun. And the dingalingbling? I’m all over that one for the Hubs (no, you do NOT get pics).

    Did you know Kathy Griffiths (a comedienne here in the states, kind of funny, kind of terrifying), did this on her show, My life on the D list. It was hilarious! Now, what kind of fun designs can we make from our boo boo bling? Hmmmm…

    • Last night hubby said to me “my gosh…where are Tameri and Jenny with comments on vajazzling…I thought they’d be all over that!” LOL! I told him you were deathly sick and Jenny’s swamped with a software rollout. I think he was quite sad…he missed ya.
      I KNEW you’d be on board with vajazzling and ding-a-ling bling!!! LOL!! What fun. I bet we could find/create complimentary bling for our boobies AND the girl! Talk about sparkling all over…eeekeee….how fabulous!
      Yes, I saw the video with Kathy as well – RIOT! I should have posted it with Jennifer’s.
      ENJOY being creative with the boo boo bling!!! Hubby and I can’t wait to try ours out and see what we can do!! ROFL!!!

      • Sooo, the Hubs comes home tonight and I say, ‘Remember those Boo Boo Blings I got for Natalie? Well, she’s found a way to repurpose them.’ Then I went on to explain Hubby’s idea of ding-a-ling bling and now my Hubs thinks I’m crazier than I was. Guess what?!? I went to Sephora today and they had Boo Boo Bling with pink! Oh, yes they did! So, I got you some. I’ll be sending them in the next few days, not by donkey this time. Air mail all the way!

        • Eeeeekeeeee….IN PINK!?!?!?!? OMG I can’t WAIT!!! I LOVE YOU!!! 🙂
          Hubs will only think you are crazy until you vajazzle yourself and he realizes how much he LOVES it and wants to get in on the action with a little bling of his own. LOL!!! Then y’all will sparkle under the covers!!!

  16. Wow. If you really need to add jewels, well, just wow!

  17. Author Kristen Lamb says:

    Oh, Lord. I have been through some tough times and not once did I think, “Hmmmm, I’ve got some glue, some rhinestones and a hoo-hah…” Yeah…not going there. Laughed my butt off! Your blog always makes me smile.

    • I must say, it never occured to me either until I heard about it and then saw the video. That being said, I think it’d be a fahhhbulous little pick-me up!?! LOL!! But, certainly not for everyone.
      Love that you enjoy the blog Kristen (tipping hat of much thanks to you) and I really appreciate you swinging over. 🙂

  18. Oh my word! I’ve heard of tattooing that region (from the gentleman who did my chest) so I guess it’s not a far cry from that practice. The notion of a gun or stick on jewel coming any where near my genitals kinda gives me the willies. I’m fairly certain I’ve now heard of everything. Well written blog post!! 🙂

    • Tattooing the girl!?!??! Oh my….now that is something I would not try. LOL!
      I think, but could be wrong, that most of the vajazzling is done sort of…above the real deal. Kind of creating a little….treasure path!??! LOL!!
      Glad you enjoyed the post MaLinda – thanks so much for swinging by.

  19. Ho. Ly. Crap. Maybe the Mayans are wrong and there really will be an apocalypse.

    I’m not sure if she has too much time, too much money, or too much glitter and glue-sticks. But, then again, whatever. It doesn’t hurt anybody, and we only have ten fingernails and ten toenails to paint. Why stop there?

    Thanks, Natalie. What a hoot!

  20. Okay, I have to admit that I actually love the idea of vajazzling. I am all about decorations and sparkle and bling, lol, but I think I might have to have a *really* special occasion in order to do it (and maybe a drink or two before hand, to justify it). 😀

    • Exactly Lena!!!! Oh yes, I wouldn’t vajazzle for just any day of the week. I’d save this little trend for a special occassion!!! And a drink or two would definitely be in order. LOL!

  21. Sooooo… I’m driving my 13 year-old son and a 14 year-old friend (female, NOT a girlfriend) up to Disneyland (huge mistake by the way, spent most of today sleeping), anyway, so I’m telling them about your blog post. Wouldn’t you know, my son says,
    ‘You know, for the more adventurous men, they could get scrotazzled. If they’re kind of shy, maybe just buttdazzled or tatazzled.’

    Oh.My.Heck.

  22. LMAO…I don’t think I’d ever be able to do that. It’s hard enough finding underwear that don’t ride up, let alone, having to go “treasure hunting” when one of those sparkles disappears….hahahaha

  23. Hmm. I like to think I’m pretty open-minded but… I gotta say I’d rather spray the guy’s eye lashes with glitter glue and then EVERYTHING he sees will look like bling. Win/win. I look sparkly, he gets to deal with the whole glue issue. 🙂

    LOVED this, Natalie! You and your husband are just too funny!

  24. Oops…forgot to click follow up…I want to read the rest of the comments you get. 😀

  25. Raani York says:

    It sounds interesting… The only thing that still keeps me away from trying is the fact that I sometimes tend to “overdo”… What if I over-Vajazzle and then like everyone knows where I walked and passed and where I went?
    Like Haensel and Gretel in the fairy tale… and “Hey guys… all you do to get served is follow the glitter”…. yipeeeeee…..

    • ROFL!!! At first I was like “overdo vajazzling”??? Is that possible???

      But yes, if it’s then falling out and leaving a trail, that could be an issue. A little goodie trail for the hubster might be nice but friends, family and co-workers, not so much. LOL!!!

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