ROW80 – Round 1 – Check-in #1

Time for Wednesday’s ROW80 progress update and the first one for this round…eeeekeee….I feel like I am starting this round out RIGHT! Feeling pretty pumped up…

Writing Goals:

  • Complete outline of WIP
  • Write 1750 words a week, on average 250 words a day (can be on WIP or other writings like flash fiction, character development, world building etc)
    640 words so far – on track for this week
  • Finish James Scott Bell book
  • Read 2 other writing craft books
    Ordered Save the Cat

Social Media Goals:

  • Blog – post 4 times a week
    3 down – 1 to go
  • Blog – post ROW80 progress reports twice a week (Wednesday and Sunday)
    Wednesday – done
  • Tweet/Comment on at least 10 blogs a week
    Done but lost count – going to have to find a way to track this
  • Comment on 1 new blog per week (ROW80 or otherwise)
    1 for sure but I think there were more (really must start keeping track)

Healthy Lifestyle Goals:

  • Cardio – 3 times a week (Monday, Wednesday, Saturday)
    Monday – done and scheduled for tonight
  • BowFlex – 3 times a week (Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday)
    Tuesday – done
  • Maintain a daily food/migraine journal
    So far, so good

How are you making out with your ROW80 goals? Our of the gate like a lion…or a lamb?

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Urban Word Wednesday: Vajazzle

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Vajazzle (also known as Vadazzle): (v) To bedazzle your vagina. To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance. The act of placing self-adhesive jewels on your vagina in various colors and patterns. The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman’s nether regions for aesthetic purposes.

The perverted aunt of Bedazzle: (v) The art of taking ordinary things and making them EXTRAORDINARY by adding sparkles, rhinestones, glitter, stars, beads, etc.

Examples Of Use:

There hubby and I innocently sit watching Randy Fenoli and TLC’s Top 10 Weddings of 2011 when the urban word fun strikes again.

Hubby: WHAT WAS THAT?!?! Did he just say she got vajazzled!?!?!

Me: Yip…he did!

Hubby: WHAT pray tell is vajazzle?!?!

Me: Well, it’s when you bedazzle your va-jay-jay!

Hubby: WHAT?!?!? Seriously?!?!

Me: Oh yes, it’s a very hot trend. I read a blog about it over a year ago!

Hubby: I should have known. But how do they….attach them???

Me: Well I’ve never had it done but I assume they stick them on. I am not quite sure how they STAY on given…well…the moisture factor if they are stuck directly ON the va-jay-jay region?!?! Hmmm…maybe they are placed around it to decorate it? Let’s find out.

A few minutes later, hubby and I were surfing www.vajazzling.com. A website full of information, photos, videos and where you can ORDER your own vajazzle decorations. Eeeeekkkkkkeeee!!! Low and behold, they are placed just “above” the girl.

Hubby: You know….that might be hot….what do you say we vajazzle you?

Me: Hmmm…you know me and my bedazzling obsession…I’d totally be game. WAIT….eeeekeee…Tameri sent me some boo boo bling. It’s bedazzling for band-aids but hey…maybe we could repurpose them for vajazzling?!?! They might work?!?!

Hubby: I doubt she had THAT in mind when she sent them!!!

Me: True…but I bet she’d support our efforts…it’s all in the name of bling!!!

Check out what Jennifer Love Hewitt had to say about vajazzling on Lopez Tonight

 

Ever been vajazzled? Know someone who has? Would you consider vajazzling the girl? Come on…share the wealth…

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