Kitty cat tree house

When Tess was a puppy, she came home to live with two full-grown male cats that totally ruled the roost. From day 1, she was their bitch! They’d climb on top of the tallest piece of furniture and perch themselves there. Seemingly sleeping but all the while plotting the dog’s demise. They’d wait until she walked past unsuspecting and they’d attack. Sometimes they’d perch themselves on the couch and again, pretend to be sleeping. Tess would walk up to give a little “sniff” only to find herself on the receiving end of feline karate chops to the snout. Of course, all in the name of fun! If you own cats, you know exactly what I am talking about.

Well…hold on to your panties because I’ve got a fantabulous feline find for all you cat lovers!! For a mere $799.95 US, you can help your kitty cats tap into their jungle instincts with the Feline Tree House. Can’t you just picture them climbing, hunting and likely plotting you and your dog’s assassination all the while peaking through branches, realistic silk foliage, and carpeted plywood platforms? Can you say feline heaven?!?

This is no cheap-ass tree house either! Each of these bad boys are put together with more than 100 individual cuts and takes around 16 hours to build. They are made from mature dragonwood trees, which are left in their natural state giving the feline tree house a truly “out in the middle of the woods” feel. The plywood platforms are custom-cut to fit the unique contours of the tree. I mean, does it get any cooler than that?!

You can order the feline tree house from Hammacher Schlemmer. And…it comes with the Hammacher Schlemmer lifetime guarantee at no additional charge so if the product ever disappoints you, for any reason, you may return it for exchange, credit, or refund. Wowzers! Now that’s quite the guarantee!

It’s Twisted Tuesday and that means it’s time to enjoy a smile, giggle or laugh…here’s hoping I’ve provided it in spades…enjoy!

What do you think…got a kitty cat that would indulge in this treehouse? I’d love to hear your cat VS dog stories?

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