Urban Word Wednesday: Freeboobing

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Freeboobing: The act of not wearing a bra under a shirt.

Kissing cousin to freeballing (not wearing underwear for men).

Examples Of Use:

Last night, hubby hugs me from behind.

Hubby: baby…what is this…are you freeboobing?

Me: yes…I’ve had to since last week when I re-injured my rib cleaning The Dude’s area. Bras sit right on the muscle that’s sore so I can’t wear one until it’s healed.

Hubby: sorry about your rib but…I like it when you are freeboobing!

Me: I bet you do!

Ever have to freeboob for a long period of time to let an injury heal? Come on…share the wealth…

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Comments

  1. OMG.

    There’s too much freeboobing happening in my neck of the woods. Let me tell you, there is a point in every woman’s life when freeboobing is no longer a primary option due to GRAVITY. It happens at any age and all body types. Au natural is sometimes more natural that I want to see!

    Love these posts!

  2. What a perfectly suited word. Of course, the guys have had their word for eons, it’s about time we have our own! Love it.

    I love working from home due to the sole fact that I can wear sweats and/or jammies all day and freeboob to my heart’s content. The dogs certainly don’t care and comfort is a necessity. Whoohoo!

  3. I love it! I’m freeboobing right now. But, I’m going to put on a bra before I leave the house. Is there a special word for freeboobing and going comando in the same outfit?

  4. LOL!!! Don’t all husbands like freeboobing? 🙂

  5. Baaaaaa hahahahahaha! It’s the PERFECT word. 🙂

  6. Ha! Here I am, racing through a hectic per-holiday work day when what strikes my inbox? Freeboobing fabulousness! Have to say, I’m a fan, no injuries required. 😉

  7. Truly made me LOL!

  8. Love August’s comment but I have to confess, I’m not a fan. I’m one of those women that has always preferred to wear a bra, or at least a bra tank top. I don’t like the girl’s touching my ribs AT ALL. The advantage to this is that when my girls come out, my man ALWAYS wants to play. 🙂

  9. Love your post, Natalie. I’m sitting here doing a little freeballing myself right now.

  10. with years of gravity behind me, free boobing would have me tripping over the darned things, so I’ll leave that to you younger women…

  11. How National Geographic of you all – sad to say Jenny Hansen is the only one of you with a little dignity – BAHAHA – I couldn’t keep a straight montior face on that one!!!

    Jenny – there’s nothing wrong with a little wrapping on the “gifts”
    I’m freeballing while I can – won’t be long that I’ll need one of these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOiaSy643B4

    Checkout https://www.facebook.com/pages/Freeboobing/208638155851511 if you like freeboobing

    For the pervs in the crowd – you know who you are – checkout http://freeboobing.com/

    Are you a Joggler – http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Joggle

    In the end – I’m a fan – what can I say – I’m a man!

    • Oh myyyyy….you are linking off to PERV sites…God help us!

    • Dang, Nat….Hubby is blogjacking AGAIN! And with the X-rated jack, no less. I’d be declaring “Blog War” in my house, but that’s just me. It’s nice to see him get his feisty on, no?

      So, Hubby? I want to know if you meant to use the fine PORTMANTEAU definition or the other ones…you were going for the portmanteau to make me happy, right???

      2. joggle
      A portmanteau word of “jog” and “juggle.” It is the sport of juggling 3 or more objects, preferably balls or beanbags, while running. It is a great sport that takes coordination, endurance, and dedication.

      Ex: I joggled 10 miles yesterday with only two drops.

      • Close Jenny but a bill clinton claimed – no cigar!
        I did use a portmanteau to make you chuckle but you have the definition off just a hair.

        Joggle – a portmanteau of the act of Jogging while freeboobing – therefore jiggling…Jog + Jiggle = Joggle!
        I know! I know! It made my day too!

      • I KNOW?!?! I smacked him upside the head when I saw the naughtiness he posted on the blog but…you will note I left the comment because…well…I am sick and demented that way. LOL! 🙂 I like his fiesty side so…we’ll just take the good with the nasty. 🙂
        JOGGLE…OMG!!!

  12. Husband calls that “starting the launch sequence” LOL

  13. I used to freeboob in my 20’s when I was a biker-chick. Didn’t do it so much after I had children. Now, I do it ALL the time at home. I don’t worry about the effects of gravity. I don’t even have to ask my husband to follow me around and hold them up…he LOVES it!
    Very funny responses…love the psot, Nat!

  14. Sorry, I’m in the Jenny H. club. The girls never go anywhere without being fully supported. If I could duct tape them into place I would. I expect that is a legacy of my early days as an equestrienne. Freeboobing while trying to post a trot is NOT recommended at any size! And when I do freeboob, my hubby recognizes it as a form of foreplay, and feels obligated to freeball.

    So now I’ve said too much…AGAIN!

    What is it about your blog, my darling Natalie, that brings out the dirty girl in all of us?

    • LOL – Oh so true, Callene. Our sweet Natalie can be naughtier than anyone I know and get away with sounding like an angel. It’s truly an art that she has mastered which includes encouraging all the comments to take the topics to levels we might never have imagined (up or down is debatable – but always ROFL entertaining). I love that we absolutely can never guess what she is coming up with next! Keep ’em coming, Nat!

      • Love it Patricia. LOL!!! You know how to make a gal feel pretty swell…naughty and angelic. Amazing!
        Y’all are the ones that make my blog uberlicious with your comments and open spirit. I just love it. Every day it feels like I’m hanging out with all my best gals pals, drinking a glass of wine and laughing our butts off. Nothing quite like it!!
        Glad you enjoy and I’ll do my best to keep it coming in 2012! 🙂

    • LMAO over your comment, Callene!!! (And I can’t believe you even questions how Natalie brings out our inner “dirty girls”…takes one to know one!)

    • Patricia, Jenny, At least I’m in good company! ;o)

    • Eeeeekkkee…I love it! My blog is where y’all come to gossip and enjoy quality girl talk. My mission is complete – this is EXACTLY what I had hoped for. 🙂 Woot woot.
      My hubby thinks breathing is foreplay so I hear ya…LOL!!

    • Oh yeah! Horseback and granny girdles go hand in hand….er, that didn’t come out quite right. I can tell you from experience that tube tops are not a good choice when trotting. It was the 80s! Sheesh.

  15. LMAO. Your hubby cracks me up. Freeboobing – that’s definitely something guys love. Unfortunately my girls are big enough they demand to be supported when I leave the house, but I’ve got no problem giving them freedom at home. Losing weight has alleviated most of the discomfort of a bra, but laziness still prevails;)

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