Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
Friend Zone: What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you’re attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, “You’re such a good friend.” It’s usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is “Friend-ed”.
Examples Of Use:
Hubby: poor Billy, eh?!
Me: why? What happened?
Hubby: he got put in the Friend Zone.
Me: what?!?! I thought Jess was way into him???
Hubby: apparently not. She told him he was a great guy and “such a good friend…” blah blah blah. You can imagine the rest!
Me: well maybe she just meant he’s awesome!
Hubby: nope, she followed up by calling him last night to tell him all about her last three dates…and actually went on for an hour about how hot one of them was…asked his advice on how to “land” him.
Me: ouch! He totally got friend-ed. That sucks!
Me: you know, you almost got friend-ed when we first met…but you were lucky…my resistance was low!
Hubby: whatever. I had to beat you off with a stick. You were like a dog in heat for me!
Me: THAT is not true! I was very virtuous and hard to get!
Hubby: you’re on crack!
Hmmmm…what do you think, was I a dog in heat or virtuous? Ever been unwillingly put into the Friend Zone? Ever friend-ed someone? Come on…share the wealth…