For the golfer in your life: the potty putter (yes…you read that correctly)

Hubby’s birthday is around the corner and what do you get the guy that has everything?!?! I mean, there are only so many tools you can get a man. I want something that stands out; something that he’ll remember; something that puts a smile on his face and brightens his day; and something that he’ll never forget.

Well, I was surfing the net the other day and…well…I think I found it; the potty putter toilet time golf game.

Yip, you read that right! Hubby enjoys hitting the loo a couple of times a day and he’s usually in there for quite some time. Unfortunately, he’s not a huge bathroom reader so I feel bad for him; sitting there bored with nothing to do while nature takes its course.

With this gift, hubby can put his bathroom time to much better use improving his golf game; especially where we have such a long off-season with our winters. I’ll be giving him the gift of golf every trip to the John – I mean how great is that?!?! I think he’ll love it!

The potty putter comes complete with a putting green made from the same professional carpet found at miniature golf courses, a cup with a flag, 2 golf balls, a putter and the must-have “Do Not Disturb” door hanger (because you certainly don’t want someone ruining your perfect put with an untimely knock).

Think it’ll be great for the golfer in your life? You can order yours here for $16.99.

It’s Twisted Tuesday and that means it’s time to enjoy a smile, giggle or laugh…here’s hoping I’ve provided it in spades…enjoy!

Think the golfer in your family would love a potty putter? What other zany birthday presents have you given…or better yet, received? Come on…share the wealth!



  1. oh….cute! the only problem is if the ball gets away from you, then you have to do the waddle walk to get it back!

  2. I love it!!!!! LOL! My hubby might get one for Christmas!!!! xo

  3. Sadly, far too many jokes came to mind, but not fit to print. sigh… Girl, where do you find all this neat stuff? I so want one of these for my brother in law. Keep the madness coming, I love it.

    • Dang. I love jokes that aren’t fit for print. LOL!!
      LOL – I just surf around until I find something that makes me go “shut the front door” and then I know I’m hot onto it. LOL!! Wait till you see some of the doozies coming up. OMG! 🙂

  4. SO HILARIOUS…. I want to buy one for everyone in my family—none of whom golf. LOL The photo is TOO MUCH, Natalie. Thanks for the laugh!

  5. I’m not even a golfer and I TOTALLY want this!!

  6. Too funny! What will they think of next?

  7. Natalie, you are hilarious!!!!!

    And while hubby is busy playing golf, he can now keep his feet warm!

    I can’t even imagine what you have in store for us next!

  8. There goes the surprise for xmas morning!!! Can’t wait!
    The jokes are rolling through my mind – I can’t narrow in on just one!


  9. Oh, no! That’s taking multi-tasking too far…

  10. Nancy J Nicholson says:

    Shaking head. What will you find next?

  11. Um, yeah now I’ve got this visual in my mind and um, wow. With the potty putter, you won’t be bugged for blumpkins, now would you? Natalie, you are one smart lady!

  12. Sheesh, Tameri did have to mention that word! LOL! I thought we had banished it into cyberspace! Now this is one gift I’m going to have to add to my list but definitely it will call for a bucket of balls. Do they have accessories?

  13. This would have been perfect from my grandpa, if he were still around. LOL Maybe someone else in the family can take up golf – or mini golf. HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh Natalie!

  14. This is hilarious! I wish I’d known about this three years ago, when Mr B requested a set of golf clubs that I duly bought him for Christmas, and which has only been used once. Productive toilet time AND the bargain basement price of $16.99 would have been a much better option!

  15. Elena Aitken says:

    Oh my goodness. I can imagine this being a very popular gift at our annual neighborhood gift exchange. Fantastic!

  16. Okay, I totally just ordered it. I don’t know why, or for whom, but I just had to have this thing. It makes me laugh every time I think about it.

  17. That is soo awesome! The perfect gift for my dad. If only they had a Potty Pedicure Station. That’s something I would want.

  18. Well…I think I know what my brothers are getting for their birthdays, lol. Too funny. Too sad, though, that I had to Google blumpkin because I didn’t know what it was. 🙂

  19. My fourteen year old nephew just made the high school golf team. I must get this!


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