ROW80 – Round 4 – Check-in #17

It’s time to update you on my ROW80 progress. You can find a list of my goals here.

Work In Progress Goals:

Lord, this is getting embarrassing. I got nothing for you on the ol’ WIP!

  • 0 hours on WIP (goal: 5 hours/week)
  • Other than posting on her blog, I haven’t been in touch with my ROW80 Sista, Nancy J. Nicholson yet – I still suck
  • Although I did report on my ROW80 goals on time

I’ve still been sick. Today is really the first day I’ve felt like I am on the mend so I know I’ll get some WIP work done this weekend for sure but most of my evenings since Sunday have been spent curling up to my box of Kleenex. Sexy!

Blogging Goals:

  • Blogged 3 days (5 posts) including this post and my GUEST post – rockstar!
  • Read, commented, retweeted/tweeted on at least 10 blogs.

I did manage to look at the computer screen long enough to do some blogging, tweeting, and stumbling although I haven’t been nearly as attentive to my peeps as I’d like to be. When my eyeballs started feeling like they were squeezing out of my head, I had to put the laptop down. But I’ll get back to all of you soon!!

How is your ROW80 progress going thus far?

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Urban Word Wednesday: Blumpkin (Warning: brace yourselves; a bit R-rated and kind of gross)

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Blumpkin: the delicately balanced art of receiving a blow job while taking a dump.

Examples Of Use:

Hubby: so….how about you give me a blumpkin tonight?

Me (looking up from laptop): ahhh…sure…what is it?

Hubby: well….it involves you giving me a blow job while I take a shit.

Me: you didn’t honestly think I’d fall for that, did you? Sick pervert!

Hubby: you should totally use that on your blog!

Me: my readers will block my blog – seriously hubby – are you insane!?!?

Hubby: they’ll love it!

Hubby is out of control on the urban dictionary – save me – tell him he’s gone too far this time!

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