Urban Word Wednesday: Masturcising

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Masturcising: The act of masturbating while on a piece of exercise equipment.

Examples Of Use:

Two weeks ago, hubby came home with a new-to-us Bowflex. Yippee! 20 minutes, 3-times a week and soon we’ll have ourselves Bowflex bodies. I can’t wait.

Shortly after hubby got this honking piece of gear set up in all its glory, he turned to me with a twinkle in his eye and we had the following conversation.

Hubby: “So…you wanna do it on the Bowflex??? I think this bench is the perfect height!

Me: “Eeeeewww…right here in the living room???

Hubby: “Oh yeah…come on…it’d be hot!

Me: “Uummm…how about you just jerk off on it instead??? Instead of exercising you could be masturcising!”

Me: “OMG, I just created a new word for the urban dictionary; masturcising. The act of masturbating on a piece of exercise equipment. SWEET! Where’s my laptop?

Hubby: “I give up.

Are you a masturcisor or do you use your gear in its intended fashion? Share the wealth…


ROW80 – Round 4 – Check-in #13

It’s time to update you on my ROW80 progress. You can find a list of my goals here.

Work In Progress Goals:

  • 1.5 hour on WIP (goal: 5 hours/week)
    • Hubby was fahhhbulous this week (as he is every week….). I needed to bounce some ideas around so he took me out for a relaxing dinner and we brainstormed about a final book idea to run with. It was just what I needed.
  • My ROW80 Sista, Nancy J. Nicholson wrote a fantabulous post yesterday (hope you all go read it) so I commented on that and I fired her off a check-in email this morning.
  • I reported on my ROW80 goals one on time

I am ready to take my idea to the next level this weekend and flush out some meat around it so I can start applying the James Scott Bell exercises to it.

Blogging Goals:

  • Blogged 3 days (4 posts by this afternoon) including this post.
  • Read, commented, retweeted/tweeted on over 15 blogs.

Had a GREAT week blogging. My Monday post got the most attention I’ve had yet! Thanks to everyone for visiting, commenting, and tweeting the heck out of it! And to Jenny for stumbling it…wow….I’ve been simply blown away!

How is your ROW80 progress going thus far?

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