Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary (…and sometimes hubby). You are gonna love these!
Today’s urban word is featured on the urban dictionary’s site and was submitted by…yes…you guessed it: HUBBY!!! I am soooo…proud!
Masturbexting: One sided sexting or sexting alone. If you send a sext and get a single word reply like ‘No’, ‘Nope’, ‘Yup’ or no simply no reply at all. Or you might be masturbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation (i.e.: replying to sexting messages to yourself, after the original went unanswered.)
Hubby’s new urban word creation (he’s soooo creative that guy….wowzers!) was born from Jenny Hansen’s post on sexting! Masturbexting is the deliciously naughty second-cousin once removed to sexting.
Examples Of Use:
Unfortunately for hubby, he’s a Jedi Knight Masturbexter (sorry hubby, don’t mean to lay all your shit bare here on ‘la blog’ but…I gotta call a spade a spade). But take note, it’s not his fault. It’s due to the fact that I….am a sexting moron. There….I said it…I owned my shit! What can I say…it just doesn’t do it for me. Our sexting always turns into hubby’s masturbexting. Case in point:
Hubby Sext: I am so hot for you right now. Picture it. I am slipping off your shirt.
My reply: K
Hubby Sext: I am sliding my hand up your leg, slowly caressing your thigh.
My reply: Yip
Hubby Sext:Check out the attached special picture…huh…huh??? Like that???
My reply: Is that your sock? Is it a clean sock or a dirty-warn-all-day sock? Cause that’ll change things…ewwww…
My reply: I’m sorry…this is just weird….
Seeeee….sexting moron of a wife. Oh well, there are worse things!
Do you masturbext? Share the wealth…wait…on second thought, don’t. LOL!