Urban Word Wednesday: Sporking

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Sporking: The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

Examples Of Use:

“We fell asleep….then when I woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!!!”

Ever been sporked? Share the wealth…



  1. What a PERFECT example of portmanteau (Word of the Week at my place). Hmmm, is it a combo of spooning + porking? Perhaps it’s spooning + “stick a fork in me, it’s done!”

    I don’t know…we’ll have to let Hubby the Rockstar Blogster decide!!

    Happy Hump Day to your sassy sporking self!

  2. It’s the best kind of spooning! Perfect day to post this, Nat…hump day!

  3. OMG. *Wipes tears* I so needed this today. Your explanation is so serious. LMFAO at your hubby, too. You guys are definitely a true match:)

    • That we are…LOL!!! 🙂 Glad you enjoyed. I have so much fun with these. I’ve got next Wednesday’s all lined up and you are going to die…LOL!!

  4. Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says:

    Very cute. Love hubby’s comments!

  5. I am SO using this phrase somewhere today….

  6. Today was, in a word, sucky. BUT then I come on here and what do I see? Sporking!

    The first thought through my mind? “Oh, hell no. She did not just post a word that is spooning with a… what?” Then I read the definition and laughed myself silly. “Oh yes she did!”

    Then I read Hubby’s pormanteau and nearly fell off my chair!

    Bless you, Hartfords for restoring my faith in humanity. This day is now awesome!!

    • Awwww….we are thrilled to have helped bring a little laughter and smiles to your life….it’s our mission! That and world peace! 🙂 Sending you big hugs…

  7. Once again, Natalie, you make me spew (no pun intended, of course) coffee everywhere. I love this stuff!

  8. What a way to start the morning, Natalie. I think I’ll be smiling all day. Thanks! 😀

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