Well, it’s Tuesday and it’s time to get a little twisted. Not a hard stretch for me. I’m a little twisted out of the gate. But you know what? I dig that about me!
So picture this. You are at a redneck party (tailgating or out in the deep woods) and you just finished your uberlicious performance on the trailer hitch stripper pole. You were hot. You rocked the pole. Everyone wants to be you.
But now it’s time to slow things down a notch. You’ve blended up some drinks with your new drill blender and you want to sit back, enjoy your frozen cocktail delight and catch up on the race, the game, or an appropriate redneck movie. But where in God’s name do you set up your flat screen?
You don’t want to have it on the bed of your truck because that isn’t really stable (and you know after a couple of drinks you’ll sure as shit knock it over). And you certainly don’t want it on the buffet table taking away precious food/drink space. So what do you do?
Well, easy breezy! You are going to whip off your trailer hitch stripper pole and assemble your Tow Hitch TV mount! Yes indeed!
In a matter of minutes you’ll be settled into your folding chair, enjoying snack and drinks, watching DVD replays of your trailer hitch stripper pole performances on your Tow Hitch Television. Does it get any better?!?!
The bracket fits flat screen TVs from 30 to 50 inches and supports up to 150 pounds. Sweet! We can bring the big bad boy TV with us.
And the tow hitch position makes it so your TV is perfectly placed at eye level when sitting in your comfy folding chair.
My god, they simply think of everything!
I know…I know…you want one of these delights for yourself! You can purchase your very own Tow Hitch TV directly from TailgatingIdeas.com. The cost of the unit itself (you supply the flat screen TV, of course) is $200 + $30 flat rate shipping anywhere in the United States.
Please note: you aren’t supposed to actually drive around with the Tow Hitch TV mounted – you install it once you are parked.
It’s Twisted Tuesday and that means it’s time to enjoy a smile, giggle or laugh…here’s hoping I’ve provided it in spades…enjoy!
What’s cracked you up this week?