Ok. This newest gadget I am going to tell you about is…well…I gotta be honest. I can’t pull any punches. Flat out….it’s not sexy. It’s no hitch stripper pole. But what it lacks sex appeal, it’s makes up for in uberlicious practicality!
Let’s face it, paying $9 for a beer inside a stadium or at a concert is insane – who can afford that? Add to that, most stadiums don’t sell cocktails so forget about getting a rum and coke or a gin and tonic. And I don’t know about you but I am so tired of sneaking pints in my pants or buried dangerously at the bottom of my purse. Then heading off inconspicuously to the bathroom with my coke paranoid it’s obvious I am sneaking off to spike my drink (not to mention, that is so high school).
Well those days are over boys and girls. You heard it here first. Allow me to introduce you to the Booze Belly; my new fav gadget! Yes, I know in the photo it looks somewhat similar to a catheter but don’t let that scare you off. This baby is prime for functionality. It’s about making your party time a lot more affordable. Who doesn’t want that!?!?
You can wear this little gem around your waist and it holds about 32 ounces of delightful drink that is easily concealable and accessible. Can you say fantabulous?
The only negative is you really do need to wear something a bit baggie in the belly and it does kind of add a few pounds to an area we are never looking to add chunk. Never fear…I have the perfect solution; have hubby wear it for you! Woot woot. Hubby the booze belly hero!
Check out this video demo on how to use the Booze Belly:
I know, I know…GENIUS, eh?!?!
Get your very own Booze Belly for less than $15 (shipping included) and never pay for drinks inside again! To order yours, click here.
It’s Twisted Tuesday and that means it’s time to enjoy a smile, giggle or laugh…here’s hoping I’ve provided it in spades…enjoy!
What’s cracked you up this week?