Who wants a cruzin’ cooler? PICK ME!!!

Well, I gotta say, I was a wee bit nervous this week. Ok. Let’s be straight here. I was STRESSED all week. Like my god…how was I going to TOP the trailer hitch stripper pole?!?! Shit, I think I came out to strong, to early. I set the bar to high. And then…I found it. My new fav toy: the CRUZIN’ COOLER!

Photo: http://www.baronbob.com

Can you say HELLO SANTA?!?!?!

This bad boy combines two of my most basic needs:

1. the ability to have a cold beverage on hand, at all times

2. the means to get around without walking (cause I’m a lazy ass…yes)

Can you believe it?!?!?! I know…I couldn’t either. And how am I not the inventor of this little treasure of delightfulness???

At the camp, I’ll be able to hop on my beer mobile and head up the road; drink and transportation in one. Sweet! No more walking. No more running out of beer. I wonder if it comes in pink? And in 4X4?

Check out the Cruizin’ Cooler in action (love the fire suit and helmet…they aren’t included…why I don’t know?!?!)

I know what you are thinking….I thought it to…”THAT screams Natalie?!?!?!” I know, eh?!?! Here are some more uberlicious deets.

    • It holds 24 12oz cans + tons of ice.
    • She has a top speed up to 13 mph and a rider capacity of 250 lbs (but it’s been tested to 540).
    • It’s got a range up to 15 miles so I’ll be able to cover tons of ground at the camp.
    • It weights around 64 lbs (so if it runs out of steam, I can still pull it along).
    • It comes in 750, 1000 and 2000 watt models!
    Wait, there’s more!! You can EVEN get an optional cushion seat and back. Hello to riding in comfort. And a Cruzin Cooler Trailer  so you can tote along more beer buddies!?!?!

I know, I know…you are all dying for one. I’ve been a very good girl so I am certain Santa is bringing me mine but to order yours, visit this website. They run from $449 to $599 (USD).

Note to Santa: from everything I could find, the Cruzin’ Cooler can only be shipped in the USA so take that into considering when you are planning how to get one down my chimney in Canada! I have no doubt you’ll manage something…you’re the bomb Santa!

It’s Twisted Tuesday and that means it’s time to enjoy a smile, giggle or laugh…here’s hoping I’ve provided it in spades…enjoy!

What’s cracked you up this week?

P.S. I gotta send a huge shout out of uberlicious thanks to some fellow FABULOUS bloggers Jenny Hansen, K.B. Owen, Piper Bayard, Barbara McDowell and Kate Wood for giving last week’s little pole party some love and thereby sending me a few new peeps that swung by and said hello. Soooo cool and y’all rock my world!

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Comments

  1. OMG, where do you find this stuff? I’m laughing so hard right now, because my hubby would totally dig that. As for what cracked me up this week, a quick story: on Friday I was driving my daughter to meet my mom so they could spend the weekend together. A crappy old car was holding up traffic, and I finally got a chance to pass on the right (I know, but he was going beneath the speed limit in the left lane). What happens? An at least 70 year old women is pressed against the passenger window, flipping me off with both hands. All I could do was laugh!

    • O.M.G that is a RIOT!!! I love it!!! You gotta respect a 70-old with fire in her spirit…LOL!!!

      Hubby is actually a huge source of my fun. He finds this stuff and fires it over knowing I’ll be mouth watering for all the new redneck toys!! After I posted this one, he sent me a YouTube of an EXTREME cruzin’ cooler – imagine?!?! LOL!!

      Thanks for the continue blog and twitter luv! I really appreicate it! 🙂

  2. Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says:

    These are quite popular at tailgates as well, and we saw lots of them at the Jimmy Buffet concert. (Those people know how to party!) One of my best friends has been asking Santa for one for years now, but alas, she maybe hasn’t been good enough. Love all your redneck posts!!

    • No doubt folks at Jimmy Buffet concerts know how to party. LOL! I have never seen one of these in action but I’d love to and I’d love to own one – fantastic!!! Your friend’s going to have to keep putting it on her wish list – maybe one of these days Santa will deliver. 🙂
      Glad you like the posts. They are a blast to write. LOL!

  3. Now this is funny! I’m tempted to drive on up to the border with my hitched pole, do a little dance to distract them then wheel out and cruise this baby over the line for you. Meet me by Windsor or Niagara Falls. We can go gambling later. 🙂

    • ROTFL!! I love it and I am IN IN IN Barbara…we’ll be hot to trot with our hitch poles and beer mobiles. Surely followed up by oodles of luck at the slots walking away gazillionaires!! Woot woot!!!

  4. I’d say I’m speechless, but I know people who are already plotting how to acquire one of these…except they’re too cheap. Instead, we’ll be seeing ratty knock-offs next summer made from last year’s ice chest and equipment stripped off the kids electronic gadgets. Next will be pontoons so they can get the silly thing out into the middle of the lake.

    • LOL!! I love it. I never even though of asking hubby to manufacteur me one but I bet he could. LOL! Pontoons – you are BRILLIANT!!
      What fun…hehehehe…
      Thank you for the visit and the comment. 🙂

  5. HIlarious, Natalie! Another great gift idea! Keep it up, girl, these posts will go viral one day soon!

  6. Elena Aitken says:

    My hubby and his buddies in our neighborhood have been coveting one of these for years. I’m actually shocked someone hasn’t actually gone down to the States and bought one yet. Or turned one of the kids scooters into one.
    And the trailer?! Perfect.
    Seriously it would really help the guys out while they’re standing on our driveways after work.
    Boys. Really. 🙂
    great post.

    • NO WAY?!?! Love it. I am surprised my hubby hasn’t made one either…it’s totally up his alley. I think part of the fun is building the darn things, eh?! 🙂
      Thanks so much for the ongoing support Elena! Love it! 🙂

  7. Natalie, I saw this on TV. Reading it on your blog made me smile again. You should consider compiling your posts into a book.

    • Hi Haley, thanks so much for stopping by! I can’t believe you saw it on TV – that’s awesome. LOL! I never thought but a book would be a hoot, eh?! 🙂

  8. Oh. My. Stars. What the hell will they think of next? Of course, you HAVE to get the extra trailer with it and I’ve already imagined it pink and bedazzled for you!

    IF I was a redneck and IF I drank enough beer, I’d totally get one of these. Alas, I don’t need the beer gut and my sister claimed the last redneck gene in the family. Damn. Wait! She would totally dig this! And I could get her the hitch stripper pole to work off the beer gut she’ll get from drinking on her go-go Cruzin’ Cooler.

    Yeah, I can pretty much justify anything. It’s a gift.

    Love it, Natalie!!

    • O.M.G. LOVE it…LOL!!! The stripper pole to work off her beer gut – riot! Your comments are fahhhbulous Tameri!! HAHAHAAHA!!!
      Girl after my own heart – I can justify just about anything too…HEHEHE…ask poor hubby!! 🙂
      xoxox!!

  9. Crap, Natalie, where do you find this stuff?!?!?! LOL

    Thanks for the shout out 😉

  10. Anne Marie Hartford says:

    Where do you find this stuff????

  11. This is totally unreal! Are you serious these actually exist? Yes? Then I WANT one – just for kicks. I would drive it around my cul-de-sac, ha,ha!

    • Yip – this is the real deal! Ahhmazing, eh?! I totally want one as well. I can see you cruzin’ around your cul-de-sac now. You’ll be the envy of the neighborhood!! LOL!!

  12. I’m already drawing up plans for my modified version of the cruszin cooler – mine will be the “cooler chopper” – or what I like to call the “CHOP-SICLE!”

  13. My dear Natalie,
    In response to your question, “What’s cracked you up this week?” There is one simple answer. YOU!!!!!!!!!!! OMG. You are just too funny. I love it!
    I should add that everyone who responded to you has also cracked me up. Reading your post was hilarious enough but when you add these comments, the laugh-o-meter goes right off the chart!

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  2. […] Who wants a cruzin cooler? Natalie Hartford – Okay, having spent a lot of time with Canadians, I can see these being sold out by….I don’t know….TODAY in Canada. […]

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