Urban Word Wednesday: Freudian Click

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Freudian Click: 1. sending an email/text to someone by mistake. 2.To accidentally send an angry or rude e-mail/text that says what you really think about a person. 3. To open a hyperlink or computer program you were not intending on opening in the first place.

Attractive cousin of the freudian slip.

Examples Of Use:

  1. SHIT! A second after I hit “send” I realized that I made a Freudian Click and emailed a love note to my ex instead of my boyfriend. So embarrassing!
  2. Dear Kim, you are a two-faced bitch. I can’t believe you told Mary that I said she needed to lose 30 pounds. Like YOU are one to talk fat-ass!!!
    Natalie: “ohhhh shit…I was just venting…I didn’t mean to send that! Damn, another Freudian Click!
  3. I wanted to open Firefox, but I was thinking of that blog post I wrote and accidentally opened Word instead. Another Freudian Click!

True Story:

A few months ago, hubby and I discovered text messaging and…I gotta say…we went a little crazy; trying to out-text (is that even a word???) each other from the most unusual places.

So….hubby picks me up for lunch and I have an evil grin from ear-to-ear.

Hubby: What…what did you do???

Me: Didn’t you get my text? hain hain!

He stops and checks his phone.

Hubby: No…I don’t have any text. Why?

Me: Shut up!

My face turned white!

I yank out my phone and sure enough, turns out I sent this text:

Guess what…I am taking a shit while writing this text message…LOL

to some stranger. Talk about a Freudian Click!

Odd…the person never replied?!?!?!

Got an embarrassing or funny Freudian Click story? Come on…make me feel better about myself and share the wealth…

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