Must-have urban redneck belt

What do you think? Hot or what?

This beer belt carries a six-pack of ice-cold beer, cash, and a cell phone all around your waist. Made of heavy-duty waterproof ballistic nylon, the beer can slots are insulated to ensure my favorite beverage stays nice and cold…and handy. How convenient is THAT?!

But wait…there’s more! It comes with an inner zipper pouch for cash, credit cards and most importantly, identification so it’s handy for the impending conversation with a police officer. They truly thought of everything when they made the Beer Belt. With durability like that, I’ll be able to break this treasure out at tailgate parties for years to come.

 At only $21.95 US the value is incredible…it’s a steal of a deal!

And no worries, if pink isn’t your color (gasp?!?!??!), it also comes in leopard print and camouflage (and blue and black…but how boooring!).

I am thinking of ordering one in every color! You?

I’ve got a couple of weddings coming up and I think this is going to come in super handy. It’ll totally match that pink and black dress I have and will look fahhbulous with my killer black stilettos.

I know you’re dying to have one so visit: Beer Belt to order yours.

It’s Twisted Tuesday and that means it’s time to enjoy a smile, giggle or laugh…here’s hoping I’ve provided it in spades…enjoy!

What’s cracked you up this week?

P.S. This post is not meant to offend any beer-belt wearing individuals. It’s simply meant to be entertaining. I hope it’s taken in the light it was delivered.

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