What is a calorie?

Given yesterday’s post on my weight loss boot camp failure, I thought this email I received quite timely. I laughed out loud and just had to share…

What is a calorie?

Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter. 

MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS!

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Comments

  1. The strangest thing is they seem to multiply regardless of how much skin you have. They believe they can always get more of them in there somewhere.

  2. Something that was given to me today you might get a chuckle from.
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