Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME (and hubby)…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
Kennie: the name for the inner ring of muscles surrounding the anus.
Examples Of Use:
Now I know you are all wondering how in God’s name this term, in this context, happened to come up between me and hubby. Buckle up peeps. It’s hubby’s last name. We were at breakfast on the weekend when we enjoyed this conversation…
Me: alright Kennie…you ready to go?
Hubby: did I mention I looked up what Kennie means in the Urban Dictionary.
Me: you searched your last name???
Hubby: I was curious, what can I say? And I was not happy with what I found.
Me: do tell!
Hubby: Kennie is the inner ring of muscles in the anus!
Me: seriously?!?! OMG that’s perfect. *ROFL*
Hubby: I didn’t find it very funny!
Me *between giggles*: really??? Because I find it kind of suiting…you can be quite the ass…and it turns out you technically are one. How perfect!
*thought the waitress ringing in our check was going to fall over*
Hubby: you are disturbing!
Me: OMG the fun I am going to have with this. Come on Kennie, let’s get you home so you can relieve yourself. How are you feeling today Kennie…super stretched or tight as a drum? What’s coming down the pipe Kennie? O.M.G this is fabulous!
Hubby: I regret telling you already!
Me: you know you love it. Now get your ass together and let’s go…
Ever google or urban dictionary your first or last name? Any deranged meanings? Any nasty (meant with the greatest of love) pet names for your significant other? Come on…share the wealth…
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