About this blog

Welcome to the Chronicles of a Lipgloss Redneck.

A blog by me; Natalie Hartford.

I hope you have a blast while visiting. My intent is to entertain, encourage, inspire, inform, and empower.

Topics range from:

  • Personal Stories: a mix of personal stories (including some of my most embarrassing moments) and hilarious urban redneck stuff that I discover (like the 6-pack pink beer belt and the trailer hitch pole dancing unit) and dare to own someday (no joke). All around fun posts to give you the perfect boost.
  • Urban Word Wickedness: brought to you by me, hubby and the Urban Dictionary. These are new uberlicious words, phrases and sayings that I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life). I mean…vajazzle…need I say more? You are gonna love these!
  • Hubby’s Corner: as a special treat, Hubby swings by to amp up the hilarity by taking over my blog with a Hubby’s Corner post.

You won’t want to miss a minute of the action so be sure to subscribe to get my posts via email (click the “Sign me up baby!!” button on the left hand menu).

For a quick snapshot of what you can expect from this blog, here are a few posts that have gotten the most views thus far:

If you have suggestions or ideas about content you’d like to see or story ideas, please don’t hesitate to fire me a note, I’d love to hear from you! Fill out the contact form or email me at: Natalie (at) nataliehartford (dot) com.

Here’s to our blogging adventure…let the fun (and stories) unfold.


  1. Thanks for the link backs. This is the first time I have read the About page here…my husband posted a virgin word @ urban dictionary – ventrilogasm.- pretty sure there is something wrong with him, but he’s funny so I’m keeping him.

    • You are most welcome for the linky love. The post on the goat had me in a fit of giggles. I read them to hubby and I though he’d died laughing. Seriously priceless.
      Ventrilogasm – fahhhbulous!! I am going to look it up and I’ll have to use it in an upcoming post to give your hubby some fame.
      Gotta luv funny men….they keep things happy. :-)

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