Kegel panties?! Because tighter is better…

Jenny Hansen did a timely undies chronicles post yesterday that had me oohing and aahing over the latest innovations in double-duty bras and texting adult underpants. Definitely worth the read folks! Timely because I had me an undie chronicle of my own all lined up for y’all to swoon over today. Jenny’s gonna lose her shit over this one! Squeeeeee!

It all started on the weekend. Hubby and I had the pleasure of hanging with friends who are expecting a baby in the near future. Having never been pregnant and given my totally curious nature, we dove right into a lengthy question and answer session. One of my friend’s concerns was regarding the vajayjay; will it go back to its former glory after childbirth or will it be forever stretched into an echoing canyon?

Heart breaking for her anxiety, I went out in search of answers or some kind of product that could help. Girl (you know who you are), this post is for YOU!

Allow me to introduce you to….the PantyO; the kegel exercising panty…because tighter is better!

Shut the front door. I know!

This panty may look like any other slightly bejeweled panty but it’s a panty that packs a punch with a kegel exercise extension (about one inch in height) sewn right into the crotch of the panty.

Inside the PantyO (www.pantyo.com)

That’s right…when you put the panty on; you insert the silicon extension into your hooha to give you a “focus” point to perform your kegels.

No more wondering if you are squeezing the right muscles; when you clench your cookie and she grips that cool cucumber like there’s no tomorrow, you’ll know your working your kegels and that a tighter twat is around the corner.

And for my friend with the concerns about her vajayjay after having a baby, kegels help restore the pelvic wall after pregnancy and labor. BAM! Girl, I got your back!!! I mean shoot…what are friends for, right?!?!

And that’s not all. The benefits and importance from performing kegels goes beyond muff magic. They also:

  • Strengthen the pelvic wall for pre-pregnancy and easier labor (shut up?!?! Seriously?!?!).
  • Improves bladder control (always a plus).
  • Helps tighten vaginal passage which can increase sexual pleasure (sold!).

This is one workout that’s easy to do anytime, anyplace. Fire on your PantyOs and head out shopping, working, or watching TV knowing your vajayjay will thank you (and reward you) for it later!

Basic PantyO

The PantyOs comes in two styles. You can get the cheeky PantyO for $85 (as seen above) or the more basic PantyO for $52 and can order either here. Both are made from 100% spandex featuring Swarovski’s Crystals and the pantyO silicon exercise extension.

I wonder if this would make a weird or awkward baby shower gift? Hmmmm…

It’s Twisted Tuesday and that means it’s time to enjoy a smile, giggle or laugh…here’s hoping I’ve provided it in spades…enjoy!

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Comments

  1. Hubby aka Blog Heckler says:

    All I can say is …with those black and white checkers….I’m revving up for “victory lane”….bahaha

  2. Can’t. Stop. Laughing…. *flails on floor trying to catch breath*

    Whew…I knew I had to thank you for the link and get the hell up. Yep, those would be a….um…helper. They’d feel like crapola on, I’m sure, but that pelvic floor would stay high and TIGHT after that kid. You go, girl!

    p.s. Hubby, I don’t think you want your wife in these. She’d cough, laugh, or sneeze during THE ACT and break your Johnson in half. I’m just sayin…

    • ROFLMAO!! Break your Johnson in half…*DYING laughing over here*!!!!!

      Certainly not your comfy period panties by any measure but…very practical! I mean, who doesn’t want high and tight, right?!?! LMAO!! :-)

  3. prudencemacleod says:

    Bwahahahaha, gasp, pant, giggle, snort… Thank you, I needed that. Hmmm, wonder what magic it might work for us, ahem, senior ladies… hmmm Can you get a longer attachment? no, wait… I didn’t say that… (well, can you?)

    • OMG Prudence…I LOVE YOU!! ROFL!!!

      Ok…in all seriousness, I think they would be GREAT for the more…senior ladies! Hooha health is huge at any and every age and for all kinds of reason.

      As far as a larger extension…ummm…LOL….I didn’t see anything on the site but my god, you can get anything custom made these days, right?!?!?!

      You rock girl!! Luv it!!!

  4. LMAO. Great product and definitely a must for the baby shower!

  5. HA!!! I. Can’t. Breathe. Laughing. So. Hard! This about knocked me over: “…when you clench your cookie and she grips that cool cucumber like there’s no tomorrow, you’ll know your working your kegels and that a tighter twat is around the corner.” LOL!

    Do they play music with an exercise beat? Could get really interesting… ;) Brilliant, Natalie—the kegel panties, this post and you!

    • LOL!! So glad you enjoyed August…heehee…and musical kegel panties would totally rock – especially if they had a discreet earphone option. You could rock the beat in more ways than one and no one would be the wiser….squeee!!!
      MUAH!!

  6. It’s hard to take a website seriously when you have Dr. Siegel discussing Kegels, but other than that…hilarious, Natalie. The biggest question I have is this. What happens if you drop your deposit slip on the floor at the bank, squat down to pick it up…and the little one inch ‘attachment’ is dislodged? There would really be no discreet way to reposition it. I have visions of women everywhere walking like they just hopped off a horse…after riding cross-country without a break. :)

  7. I’m not sure if I am allowed to push “like”. Are guys invited to this particular blog entry?

    • Absolutely!!! Welcome aboard – push the “like” button and comment away. The more the merrier!!

      • You do understand that I do not have the proper equipment to participate in Klub Kegel.

        • You are in LUCK! According to the Kegel videos on the PantyO site, it’s just as important for men to practice kegels as the ladies. Squeee…welcome to the Klub Kegel where everything is tight!! That being said…ummm…the PantyO panty probably wouldn’t work for you. Dang! You’ll have to stick to the old fashion way of just squeezing and hoping you got the right muscle set. LOL!! :-)

  8. Hmmm, for that price, I’d expect a little battery operation included. Know what I’m saying? Give me something to work towards with my kegels!

  9. anne marie says:

    You are amazing! I want/need me one of those!!! XOXO

  10. Natalie! You naugty girl! I know, I know, you did this all in the name of science, in an effort to help those saggy Koochi-pops out there. Thank you for this amazing public service… keep up the great work.

  11. Good gravy! There is a product for EVERYTHING. Seriously, this isn’t such a bad idea. Those of us who have squeezed that watermelon through the eye of a needle know that Kegels are a great post-pregnancy booster for your body. But I would worry a little about wearing these, getting into a car accident, and having a LOT to explain to the hospital personnel. Um….

    ROFL, Natalie!

  12. Hehehe, where the heck did you find these, Natalie? I think the PantyO go perfectly with those knitted pachyderm Mundies for men from Ukraine (or wherever they are made in) that Jenny had on her website. Match made in heaven.
    BTW, Natalie, you’re not the only one who spit the water out her nose :-)

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