Jenny Hansen did a timely undies chronicles post yesterday that had me oohing and aahing over the latest innovations in double-duty bras and texting adult underpants. Definitely worth the read folks! Timely because I had me an undie chronicle of my own all lined up for y’all to swoon over today. Jenny’s gonna lose her shit over this one! Squeeeeee!
It all started on the weekend. Hubby and I had the pleasure of hanging with friends who are expecting a baby in the near future. Having never been pregnant and given my totally curious nature, we dove right into a lengthy question and answer session. One of my friend’s concerns was regarding the vajayjay; will it go back to its former glory after childbirth or will it be forever stretched into an echoing canyon?
Heart breaking for her anxiety, I went out in search of answers or some kind of product that could help. Girl (you know who you are), this post is for YOU!
Allow me to introduce you to….the PantyO; the kegel exercising panty…because tighter is better!
Shut the front door. I know!
This panty may look like any other slightly bejeweled panty but it’s a panty that packs a punch with a kegel exercise extension (about one inch in height) sewn right into the crotch of the panty.
That’s right…when you put the panty on; you insert the silicon extension into your hooha to give you a “focus” point to perform your kegels.
No more wondering if you are squeezing the right muscles; when you clench your cookie and she grips that cool cucumber like there’s no tomorrow, you’ll know your working your kegels and that a tighter twat is around the corner.
And for my friend with the concerns about her vajayjay after having a baby, kegels help restore the pelvic wall after pregnancy and labor. BAM! Girl, I got your back!!! I mean shoot…what are friends for, right?!?!
And that’s not all. The benefits and importance from performing kegels goes beyond muff magic. They also:
- Strengthen the pelvic wall for pre-pregnancy and easier labor (shut up?!?! Seriously?!?!).
- Improves bladder control (always a plus).
- Helps tighten vaginal passage which can increase sexual pleasure (sold!).
This is one workout that’s easy to do anytime, anyplace. Fire on your PantyOs and head out shopping, working, or watching TV knowing your vajayjay will thank you (and reward you) for it later!
The PantyOs comes in two styles. You can get the cheeky PantyO for $85 (as seen above) or the more basic PantyO for $52 and can order either here. Both are made from 100% spandex featuring Swarovski’s Crystals and the pantyO silicon exercise extension.
I wonder if this would make a weird or awkward baby shower gift? Hmmmm…
It’s Twisted Tuesday and that means it’s time to enjoy a smile, giggle or laugh…here’s hoping I’ve provided it in spades…enjoy!
More blog deliciousness here:
- Loved the post by Trish Loye Elliott on Wordbitches with advice to writers from the greats of today. Videos rock!
- FAB post by Nathan Bransford on how traditional vs self-publishing is a false dichotomy.
- Great guest post by Shannon Donnelly on Writers in the Storm about what makes a good book cover.