Urban Word Wednesday: Vagancy

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Vagancy (pronounced vaj-ancy): A portmanteau of the words “Vagina” and “Vacancy” meaning a vacant vagina.

Examples Of Use:

While down in the Dominican Republic on vacation, hubby and love to people watch and we like to have a little fun while at it! We were lying on our beach chairs with some friends (and strangers alike) around when hubby spotted a woman….ummm…really working on her tan.

Hubby: wowzers – will you look at that?

Me: what?

*hubby gives a nudge to look towards the water*

Me: well now…that’s confidence! At least she won’t have those smiley-face tan lines when she bends over.

Hubby: posed like that, it looks like she’s advertising a vagancy.

Me: well, she’s definitely putting it all out there.

Friends: ok, what in God’s name in a vagancy?

Hubby: you know, availability in the vagina.

Friends: OMG – seriously? You two are whacked.

Hubby and I: we know!

I know you’ve all got stories about women overtly displaying their vagancy…come on…share the wealth…

More blog deliciousness here:

  • Near died reading The Oatmeal’s horrible cards. RIOT! Sadly, I could use some of these.
  • Elena Aitken’s guest post on Leanne Shirtliffe’s blog with the top 10 signs Mom needs a vacation had me keeling over in giggles.
  • Ever gone toe to toe with raccoons? OMG loved K.B. Owen’s post on the little furry bandits and all the stories everyone had to share.
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Comments

  1. That’s a little too much advertising!! Wow.

  2. Whew, unbelievable! And SO un-sexy. I love getting to eavesdrop on you two! Oh, and thanks SO much for the blog share! You’re sweet!

  3. You two do come up with the best words! As for the photo … yikes!

  4. You know I love this one! I’m totally going to use it today at lunch with the ladies!

  5. Wow, just wow. I wonder if she’ll recognize herself? :snort: Gotta agree with Patricia, you guys come up with the best words!

  6. My eyes, my poor EYES!!!

    Totally going to work in vagancy in a convo. Can’t wait to slip it in, er … no pun intended. ;)

  7. I might be speechless. *takes slow deep breaths* That’s better.

    Now I’m wondering when we can expect penancy. Is that what that lady was hoping to lure? Too much, in a great way, as usual, Natalie!

  8. Wow. Wonder if she brings guests and serves popcorn during her yearly exam? She was definitely advertising something.

    Cute word. I wonder who comes up with these things. Maybe there’s an Urban Dictionary think tank? Either way I’m getting an education…and a chuckle. Thanks for sharing! :)

  9. She hasn’t heard that subtlety and confidence = sexiness.

    Thanks for the link. I’m glad you enjoyed Elena’s fab post!

  10. My goodness – that is a perfect example of using “vagancy” correctly. I have seen a similar display while on a cruise at the poolside bon voyage party. Not even sure if the rather large woman had a suit on under her . . . let’s call it a cover-up even though it really didn’t, if you know what I mean. She bent over to to pick up her drink and . . . well . . . there it was for all the world to see. My husband and I both cringed and said “eeewwww,” at the exact same time.

    Needless to say, we did not enjoy the pool that day.

    Thanks for sharing. I think.

    Patricia Rickrode
    w/a Jansen Schmidt

  11. Note to self: Never take a drink and then start reading Natalie’s Urban Word Wednesday post. *laugh* *sputter* *cough*

    What is that woman thinking?!!! I’m so appalled that I’m overusing exclamation points. There’s a thin line between confidence and– oh wait, now I’m thinking about that thin line of swimsuit. You and your hubby are a hoot!

    • Awwww…tks Julie. Glad you enjoy a chuckle!! :-)
      I am not sure what she was thinking and this was only ONE of many poses she entertained us with during our stay. LOL!
      thin line of the swimsuit – ROFLMAO!! OMG luv it!
      I am all about the overuse of exclamation points, as you probably know reading my blog so have at er’! LOL!

  12. It’s late and my dirty mind is working. Totally went to the vag soon as I saw this post. And that woman … good lord.

  13. I LOVE “vagancy!” But since I’m a blog-jacking demon at the moment, I am compelled to throw out a plethora of portmanteau….

    Vajad (Va-jj + ad) ~ Like, “Oh, looky there, honey. She’s taking out a vajad, right here on the beach!” (The only down side is that is sounds a bit like “vagina + gonads” which would be entirely different.)

    Open Vouse (Vagina + Open House) ~ Very descriptive, except that it would be difficult to speak in code on this one. The “Open” would give you away. :-)

    Neo-Vag (Neon sign + vagina) ~ again, I think your secret code abilities would suffer.

    • Girl, you should know by now I LOVE it when you blogjack over here!! Woot woot!!
      I love all the portmanteau’s!! Squeee….what FUN and I think people would still be going “what did she just say???” before cluing in to what we were really saying! LOL!!

  14. Elena Aitken says:

    I don’t know what’s funnier about this. The word…your friend’s reaction…or the fact that you guys took a picture!
    Awesome, as always. :)
    And thank you for including me in your mash up!

  15. Your words are so worth reading. Some folks think kids, dogs, cats, chocolate all have the secret ingredient to make something sell or at least get attention. I think Vaginas are magical. Thanks for sharing.

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