Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
Vagancy (pronounced vaj-ancy): A portmanteau of the words “Vagina” and “Vacancy” meaning a vacant vagina.
Examples Of Use:
While down in the Dominican Republic on vacation, hubby and love to people watch and we like to have a little fun while at it! We were lying on our beach chairs with some friends (and strangers alike) around when hubby spotted a woman….ummm…really working on her tan.
Hubby: wowzers – will you look at that?
*hubby gives a nudge to look towards the water*
Me: well now…that’s confidence! At least she won’t have those smiley-face tan lines when she bends over.
Hubby: posed like that, it looks like she’s advertising a vagancy.
Me: well, she’s definitely putting it all out there.
Friends: ok, what in God’s name in a vagancy?
Hubby: you know, availability in the vagina.
Friends: OMG – seriously? You two are whacked.
Hubby and I: we know!
I know you’ve all got stories about women overtly displaying their vagancy…come on…share the wealth…
More blog deliciousness here:
- Near died reading The Oatmeal’s horrible cards. RIOT! Sadly, I could use some of these.
- Elena Aitken’s guest post on Leanne Shirtliffe’s blog with the top 10 signs Mom needs a vacation had me keeling over in giggles.
- Ever gone toe to toe with raccoons? OMG loved K.B. Owen’s post on the little furry bandits and all the stories everyone had to share.