Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
Ambisextrous: having the ability to masturbate successfully with both hands.
Examples Of Use:
Hubby and I were in the ice cream section of the grocery store picking up supplies for my birthday dessert.
Hubby: I discovered the neatest thing last night.
Me: really? What’s that?
Hubby: I am ambisextrous.
*weird looks from passerbys*
Me: what in God’s name is that?
Hubby: I can make my own pleasure palace with either hand!!! It used to be that if I used my left hand, it was like a stranger (which was fun and rocked in its own way) but I think I overused it and now…I am ambisextrous. Right, left, either, both; it’s all the same difference.
Me: well, that is a talent baby. I’m so proud.
Hubby: I know…sooo cool!
What do you think? Is ambisextrous a natural talent or a learned skill? Come on…share the wealth…
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- Hilarious post by Lani Wendt Young on her addiction and bad parenting.
- Loved Piper Bayard’s review of her and her daughter’s recent trip to the mall!
Natural talent or learned skill. I’ve never thought about it like that. Ok, I’ll go do some hands on research and get back to you on that.
OMG Prudence, I LOVE you!!! LOL
Oh wow! These posts need to come with a warning that says: Put down your coffee and swallow before reading! I cam close to covering my keyboard with a spray of coffee. That wouldn’t be fun to clean up (I’m guessing, it’s not like I actually clean). That was hilarious and not what I was guessing from the title. I was thinking it was either something like Metrosexual (which I don’t get) or the ability to enjoy multiple positions (you know, top vs. bottom and all). But I guess I don’t think from a man’s perspective very well. I would think that they’d be able to do it with either hand and while reading and chewing gum. But I could be very wrong.
ROFL – I’ll try to remember to add the warning Emma. LOL!!
Who’d have thought they’d need to learn part of that skill. LOL!!
Hmmm… I’d say it’s a learned skill. Or a skill we deny ourselves until one day when we’re feeling uber-empowered, LOOK OUT! ROFL. These posts never cease to amaze or entertain, Natalie!
ROFL!! LUV it August!!! Feeling uber-empowered and then SURPRISE!! LOL!!
Actually I was literally born ambidextrous. It’s paid off in sports. writing, and even when drawing a picture. So naturally I have an additional edge when it’s time for a little “entertainment.” Once I injured my hand boxing and had to have it all taped up for a month. I had to say goodbye to the right hand. What can I say? Breaking up is hard to do. Fortunately we got back together again.
ROFLMAO Roy!!!! Priceless….Luv it!! Glad to hear it all worked out for the best. LOL!!
OMG. I’m laughing so hard right now.
Luv it Tiffany – my job here is done. LOL!
I am DYING with laughter right now and if I could turn red, I’d probably be an amazing shade of puce. PHENOMENAL.
That’s fahhhbulous Lena!! SQUEEE!! LOL!!
OK, but Hubby…a real man just uses BOTH hands, thereby becoming duosextrous! Or is it double-bextrous… Or simo-sextrous (portmanteau of simultaneous and sextrous)…
Hmmmm…
Oh my gosh! I can’t WAIT to read your novels, girlfriend. If your fiction dialogue is anything like your Urban Word Wednesday hubby/me dialogue, I will have to read lying on my back or I will fall down with laughter.
I love the new addition to my vocabulary. I will see if the significant other has ever heard of this lovely new word…
Lani
Thank you so much for the blog love, Natalie!
I turn red in the face just reading some of your posts. LOL The things you guys talk about, in public, no less!
It was like a stranger? Ohmyheck. Hubby is too frikkin hilarious for words. With all the nookie you guys have, why does he need to be ambisextrous? Wait. I don’t really want to know.
I could learn from your husband, I think! LOL
Subhan Zein