Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
Ambisextrous: having the ability to masturbate successfully with both hands.
Examples Of Use:
Hubby and I were in the ice cream section of the grocery store picking up supplies for my birthday dessert.
Hubby: I discovered the neatest thing last night.
Me: really? What’s that?
Hubby: I am ambisextrous.
*weird looks from passerbys*
Me: what in God’s name is that?
Hubby: I can make my own pleasure palace with either hand!!! It used to be that if I used my left hand, it was like a stranger (which was fun and rocked in its own way) but I think I overused it and now…I am ambisextrous. Right, left, either, both; it’s all the same difference.
Me: well, that is a talent baby. I’m so proud.
Hubby: I know…sooo cool!
What do you think? Is ambisextrous a natural talent or a learned skill? Come on…share the wealth…