Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
Ding-a-ling bling: The act of bedazzling the male genital regions with crystals and bling.
Ding-a-ling-bling is the hot, twisted twin to vajazzle. He was born in the comments section of that post:
And then..Tameri’s gifts arrived (with a little ding-a-ling bling for hubby):
Examples Of Use:
With all that in mind, hubby and I stopped at the grocery store on the way home last night to pick up fresh salads for supper and a little dessert treat for our Valentine’s evening of romance. While standing in line loading our goodies on the counter, we enjoyed the following conversations much to the cashier and two other customers delight.
Hubby: how did you like your Valentine’s surprise today?
Me: awwww…I loved it honey! I totally thought you were towing a little puppy behind you! My heart skipped a beat!
Hubby: Walter is a puppy…just an inflatable puppy!
Me: yes…he’s adorable and I loved my surprise!
Hubby: trust me, the fun doesn’t stop there!
Me: oh really?!?! Do tell….
Hubby: let’s just say I put Tameri’s little gifts to good use and am sportin’ a little ding-a-ling bling for this evening’s fun!
Me: seriously?!?! Squeeee…I can’t wait to see Mr. Sparkle!
Hubby: trust me…Mr. Sparkle can’t wait to see you either.
Has your man ever surprised you with a little ding-a-ling bling? Think you’d give it a try? Come on…share the wealth…
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