Urban Word Wednesday: Ding-a-ling bling

Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Ding-a-ling bling: The act of bedazzling the male genital regions with crystals and bling.

Ding-a-ling-bling is the hot, twisted twin to vajazzle. He was born in the comments section of that post:

And then..Tameri’s gifts arrived (with a little ding-a-ling bling for hubby):

Examples Of Use:

With all that in mind, hubby and I stopped at the grocery store on the way home last night to pick up fresh salads for supper and a little dessert treat for our Valentine’s evening of romance. While standing in line loading our goodies on the counter, we enjoyed the following conversations much to the cashier and two other customers delight.

Hubby: how did you like your Valentine’s surprise today?

Me: awwww…I loved it honey! I totally thought you were towing a little puppy behind you! My heart skipped a beat!

Hubby: Walter is a puppy…just an inflatable puppy!

Me: yes…he’s adorable and I loved my surprise!

Hubby: trust me, the fun doesn’t stop there!

Me: oh really?!?! Do tell….

Hubby: let’s just say I put Tameri’s little gifts to good use and am sportin’ a little ding-a-ling bling for this evening’s fun!

Me: seriously?!?! Squeeee…I can’t wait to see Mr. Sparkle!

Hubby: trust me…Mr. Sparkle can’t wait to see you either.

Has your man ever surprised you with a little ding-a-ling bling? Think you’d give it a try? Come on…share the wealth…

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Comments

  1. Holy crap, I just laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. Seriously, you should put a warning to go to the bathroom before reading!

  2. too early in the morning for this kind of conversation. had to clean my monitor.

  3. No ding-a -ing-bling, but I did get a ding-a-ling-thing once – hubby came in sporting a pair of purple pipe cleaner antlers and googly eyes. Kind of looked like Moose from Nick Jr. He did this while I was on a client call with a doc. Try NOT snort laughing like a lunatic at that.

  4. Make sure scenes from that grocery store are included in the reality show. I know it’s coming! Mr. Sparkle? I’m still laughing!

  5. Um, yeah, quite curious, but I’m not going to ask for pics. I hope you guys, Mr. Sparkle especially, had a great night! Heh, heh, heh.

  6. LMFAO. I love your Wednesday posts, Natalie. You and your hubby are a riot. I’d totally watch a reality show:0

  7. Sweet girl, I’m not ready to face my Hump-Day until I’ve read Urban Word Wednesday. Was laughing so hard I just experienced the very rare preggo combo of giggle/hiccup/teensytinytoot.

    I wish I was brave enough to talk about ding-a-ling-bling in line at the grocery. :D

    Thanks for the laughs! (and for mentioning my blog)

  8. Oh. My. Heck. Mr. Sparkle? Too frikkin’ funny, Natalie and Hubby!

    SO glad you found a way to enjoy the boo boo bling in new and unexpected ways. I can’t believe your Hubby wore them out of the house! Did he feel all fancy and sassy walking around all jazzed up? I bet he had a little extra hitch in his giddyup!

    If you can swing the pics without getting too graphic, I’d love to see how creative he got! But maybe not with the purple antlers and googly eyes. That would totally make me laugh (in a bad way). I don’t know if I’d ever look at it the same way again. Did she call him Prancer? Oh, I have to stop thinking about that.

    Too much fun. And I get to edit a sex scene today. Too bad they don’t have rhinestones in my fantasy world. Hmm, maybe I need to invent some for them. It’s going to be fun!

    Mr. Sparkle. Still. Laughing.

    • PS, this made me laugh so hard I sent the link to my hubs. This is so awesome, it must be shared!

    • Oh yes, the boo boo bling has been a real hit at our house transformed in vajazzling and ding-a-ling bling. You just never know when you send us goodies like that what we’ll do next?!?! LOL!!!
      Hubby definitely had a little more “je ne sais quoi” to his step yesterday. I thought it was his love for me but it turns out, it was the jewels. LOL!!

  9. “trust me…Mr. Sparkle can’t wait to see you either.”

    Or dear Lord, hilarious! I’d share this with my husband but I’m very afraid he’d get ideas! ;-)

  10. ROFLMAO I don’t think I can be coherent. The images in my head…OMG

  11. Good golly Molly. I can’t wait to share this one with my husband. If ever two people needed a reality show it is you, Mr. Sparkles? Like Tameri wrote, I bet that did put a hitch in his giddy-up.

  12. Oh my gosh Natalie! You have me laughing soo hard! You are a riot! Love your urban words. They’re so much fun.

  13. Ding-a-ling-bling is hilarious! However, I had looked it up before and saw something called “pejazzling.” I guess anyone willing to stick sparkle down there can call it whatever they want. LOL.

  14. Hubby aka The Blog Heckler says:

    This lil’ light of mine – I’m gonna let it shine…
    This lil’ light of mine – I’m gonna let it shine…
    Let it shine – Let it Shine – Let it Shine!!!!!!!!!

    Holy F this commentary has killed me – especially the purple pipe cleaner and googly eyes – (one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. LOL!) – who knew craft supplies could be so much fun! LOL!!!

    I found a couple stores to pick up my supplies that cracked me up:
    Hands-On Crafts – (Hmmm I guess this has a totally different meaning in this context- LOL)
    Multipurpose Crafts Supplies – (Yup I guess you could say that)
    Crafts Supplies for Less or Hard-to-Find Crafts ( No self respecting man would be caught dead shopping here)
    Woodworks Craft Supplies – (Now here’s where a real man shops)
    Origami Crafts – (I thinnk we can all agree – OUCH!)

    You guys kill me!

    I sign off tonight with a HUGE belly laugh while humming the Muppets theme song as I fade off into the distance!

  15. Hey, no photos or videos?!? Um, suppose I should be careful what I wish for. LOL What if his bling catches on her bling? Maybe you could do those BFF necklaces—two halves of a heart. ROFL!!!! Okay, I need to calm myself down. Thanks so much for brightening our Wednesdays in a way only you can. :)

  16. I made the mistake of reading this on my lunch break at work. I had to stifle my laughter so I wouldn’t have to explain to anyone what I found so funny. Seriously, though, this is one of THE funniest things I’ve read in so long!!!

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  1. […] Urban Word Wednesday: Ding-a-ling bling by Natalie Hartford: Natalie’s Urban Word Wednesday series is something that I look forward to every week. I once told her that I always shared them with my gay best friend…except for the one on Vajazzling because I thought it would scare him. I told her he would be more interested in one on the ding-a-ling bing her hubby mentioned and here it is!! […]

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