Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!

Masturbaceous: A female worthy of adding to one’s spank bank.

Examples Of Use:

Hubby and I were at the mall this week looking at some new clothes (ever since I discovered how good I feel in clothes that fit, I’ve re-engaged my shopping addiction). Not to mention the Xmas gift cards burning a hole in my pocket. I was trying on a sexy new top with a pair of new jeans (to wear out dancing for hubby’s birthday…eeeekkkeee….it’s January 27 BTW). I came out of the change room to the crowded fitting room to see what hubby thought. We turned some heads with our urban word conversation.

Me: baby, does this look ok to you?

Hubby: that looks fantastic sweetheart. I think you should get the whole outfit. Very hot!

Me: am I masturbaceous in it?

Hubby: didn’t you see me do the big blink a second ago??? I totally took a mental picture and added you in this outfit to my spank bank. You are 100% masturbaceous in that!

Me: sweet, it’s a keeper then!

Hubby and I got a good chuckle as the poor sales lady and couple customers looked at us sideways. Me oh my…we love to turn heads and raise some eyebrows!! Hmmm…I hope we don’t get banned from stores.

Got any outfits that make you feel masturbaceous? Ever been banned from a store? Or…boycott one? Come on…share the wealth…

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