Welcome to Urban Word Wednesday! New words, phrases, and sayings I am learning (and using in my day-to-day life) brought to you by ME…and the Urban Dictionary. You are gonna love these!
Masturcising: The act of masturbating while on a piece of exercise equipment.
Examples Of Use:
Two weeks ago, hubby came home with a new-to-us Bowflex. Yippee! 20 minutes, 3-times a week and soon we’ll have ourselves Bowflex bodies. I can’t wait.
Shortly after hubby got this honking piece of gear set up in all its glory, he turned to me with a twinkle in his eye and we had the following conversation.
Hubby: “So…you wanna do it on the Bowflex??? I think this bench is the perfect height!”
Me: “Eeeeewww…right here in the living room???”
Hubby: “Oh yeah…come on…it’d be hot!”
Me: “Uummm…how about you just jerk off on it instead??? Instead of exercising you could be masturcising!”
Me: “OMG, I just created a new word for the urban dictionary; masturcising. The act of masturbating on a piece of exercise equipment. SWEET! Where’s my laptop?”
Hubby: “I give up.”
Are you a masturcisor or do you use your gear in its intended fashion? Share the wealth…